Shrekigi

Garret 🤢

Shrek-

I layed down staring at the ceiling. I let out a gasp of air.

"It feels just like yesterday we got married and had a child."

I heard Waluigi's voice inside me slowly finding its way out.

"That's because it was yesterday."

I hugged myself not knowing if Waluigi felt the nice warmth of my mighty ogre hands.

Our hearts were beating at the same time. Our bodies were one. It felt new and different.

It felt so true and pure.

We were still trying to get used to our new form, it was odd but comforting.

I felt an idea crawling inside me. I felt Waluigi's thoughts.

"You know...we should rename our child."

I gasped.

"What do you mean? Shrekigi's great!"

I then felt a squeak of air come out of me. I couldn't tell if it was his skinny cheeks farting, or him actually sighing.

"Waluigi..did you just-"

"Yes Shrek..I did."

It didn't smell like anything surprisingly, but that wasn't a surprise since he never ate anyway.

"Im serious Shrek the name of our child is...just not..fitting...it's a great name..but not for him.."

I curled my ogre hairs on my ogre thighs and then I ogre sighed.

"But what do we name him then..."

I felt his thoughts scratching my brain walls.

"Umm..umm.."

I felt his frustration begin to tickle my spine.

I began to laugh.

"That tickles stop!"

Waluigi then stopped thinking and let out a single, horrifying word.

"Garret."

I threw up.

I spit him out along with chunks of food that he never ate.

Waluigi grabbed Shrekigi.

"Look at it."

I looked at the baby.

He looked diseased.

He had moles all over his face and flies circling his head.

"How tf did that happen..he was fine yesterday."

Waluigi didn't know what to say.

"I don't know.."

I was horrified at the sight of our child.

"What do we do?"

For some reason the pleasure bug was running around the room.

"Waluigi-"

"Shrek were taking this creature to the hospital."

I nodded.

"I couldn't agree more."

We rushed to the hospital and got a room quickly when a worker looked at our child.

"Goodness gracious you guys need an ER!"

We were escorted to a room.

"Hello me names Dr-"