Shrekigi

Shrekigi vs Nancy

The light got brighter and the lord of beauty himself approached.

"What are you guys doing here?"

I replied.

"We're playing this game to get us to Buddha."

He laughed.

"So Buddha is in No Tit Nancy's home?"

Nancy yelled.

"IT'S BIG TITTY GF!"

The Shiddy Giddy Goo laughed.

"But..they aren't any bigger to be ho-"

She pinned the Shiddy Giddy Goo to a chair and tied him up.

"NOW YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME!"

I spoke.

"What the hell is wrong with you today?"

She glared at me.

"Oh come on! Did you really believe in a pleasure bug?"

I was shocked.

"What are you saying?"

She responded quickly.

"Now you will be separated and empty! Just like all my past relationships!"

She started petting the pleasure bug.

"Wait a second! That thing-"

"His name is Boo Boo Bear!"

"Ok..BOO BOO BEAR-"

She yawned.

"Your so boring."

"It was all fake wasn't it?"

She giggled.

"Your stupider than before!"

I was confused.

"Nancy-"

She spoke on top of me.

"Look."

She peeled off the bugs skin and I opened my eyes in shock.

"It was..a costume?"

Toad was in her hands.

He let out some weird sounds that I assume was him speaking.

"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR PRETENDING LIKE YOU COULDN'T HEAR M-"

"Speak louder!"

He grabbed a knife and stabbed himself.

Nancy dropped Toad and started coughing.

"I'm allergic to knives!!"

Grey talked back.

"Then why do you have a bunch of them just laying around?"

She changed the subject.

"Waluigi I love you."

I coughed Waluigi out of my body.

He responded quickly.

"But thats ins-"

"IM FROM ALABAMA!"

He looked at me.

"Run."

No Tit Nancy ran towards Waluigi.

"I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!"

Garrett started getting into a position getting ready to crap.

I aimed his booty hole at No Tit Nancy.