Sally:wait, what? Your not coming to my tea party? JILL I MADE BISCUITS
Jill: •-•
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Wolfgirl: go pet the wolf, she's more scared of you then you are of her
Jeff:I highly doubt that because I'm terrified right now i-
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Jill: hey buddy, you wanna go?!
Wolfgirl: yeah I wanna go, let's go!
Jill:alright let's go out! Going on a date?
Wolfgirl: Yeah come on let's go on a date!!
Jill: Do you want kids-
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Maskey:Hey Toby you want some?
Toby: This bitch empty... Yeet!!!
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Wolfgirl: uh.. Hey god if your real give me a joke!!
God: uhh.. I gave you your life didn't I?
Wolfgirl:.... Fair enough
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Calypso: oh hi thanks for checking in
Calypso, singing: I'm still a piece of garbage
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BEN: America is great, because America is good
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Jane:oh hey I'm lesbian
Sally: I thought you were American??
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Eyeless Jack:wow it's a beautiful day outside
Jeff:not as beautiful as me!!
E.J. : boi!
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Wolfgirl:and just remember, no one will be able to hate you more, than you already hate yourself
Calypso and Jeff: Mood
Slenderman:
Hoodie:
E.J. :
Dr. Smiley:
Jill:
Basically everyone:*concern*
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Jane: would you rather kill wolfgirl
Wolfie: yes kill her
Jane: I didn't say the other-
Wolfie, advancing to Wolfgirl: I don't need to hear it.
Wolfgirl, backing up: feeling a little unsafe
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Eclipsa: yes I know the restaurant is full but we want to be seated immediately.
Hoodie: done and done, let me grab the table outta my ass-
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Sorry I haven't posted in awhile..
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RandomI have read and seen so many of these so I thought why the fuck not and yes there will be swearing
