Jeff:I'm really good at impressions
Jane:oh ya? Prove it
Jeff:ok, I'll do your face
Jeff:*lights match*
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Dr. Smiley:I'm currently running on nothing but caffeine and spite
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Wolfgirl:hey! Come in
Calypso:thanks ma- Ahhh *points down*what is that?
Wolfgirl: that's a pentagram
Calypso:ya, why?
Jeff:you told us to Satan-ize the house?
Calypso: I said to SANITIZE the house
Wolfgirl:AHHH
Calypso:AAAHH
SATAN:AAHHHH
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Wolfgirl:I'm gonna kick this door down I swear to God
Dr. Smiley:just do it!!
Nurse Anny:no dont!!
Wolf girl, being the spiteful dick she is:*kicks door down* hello bitch
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Jeff:Hey everybody, God has mistakenly, let me live another day, so I'm gonna make it, everyone's problem
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Jill: What's your blood type?
Wolfgirl: How would I know?
Jill: How would you not?!
Wolfgirl: Who do you think I am?? Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups???!
Jill: You don't know your own blood type but you know who discovered them??!
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Wolfgirl:sorry that I forgot to text you back, I also forgot to eat today if that makes you feel better
Calypso:you're a dumbass, I'm making you food rn
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Calypso:I'm jealous of you, ya know
Eclupsa: why?
Calypso: because your sibling is SO much smarter than mine *leaves*
Eclipsa: wait but... I'm your sibl- GET BACK HERE!!
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RandomI have read and seen so many of these so I thought why the fuck not and yes there will be swearing
