BEN: I drink to forget but I always remember
Slenderman: you're drinking a Capri sun
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Jeff: why do I keep you around?
E.J.: because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own
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Slenderman: how do Wolfgirl and Calypso usually get out of these messes?
Jeff: they don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first out.
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Eclipsa: that's ridiculous, L.J. doesn't have a crush on me
Calypso: yes he does
Wolfgirl: yes he does
Basically everyone: yes he does
L.J. yes I do
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Slenderman: did you have fun
Splendorman sad: we made a baby cry
Calypso: it was great
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Some cop on TV: remember murder is never the answer.
Wolfgirl: of course, murder is the question
Calypso: the answer is yes
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Wolfie banging on the door: Wolfgirl open up!!
Wolfgirl: well, it all started when I was a kid...
Jeff: no, he meant-
Calypso:let her finish
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Zalgo: you are under my control!! Bring me Calypso
Wolfgirl: let me check with Dr. Smiley
Zalgo: your under my control, it's not a choic-
Wolfgirl:he said no
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Sally: tall people are the enemy
Slenderman:can't even see you hating down there
Sally: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won't even know till it's too late!
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Slenderman: so, you two got kicked out of the movies? What for?
Jill: Wolfgirl was yelling diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat
Wolfgirl: that last guy had a solid 8 let me tell you,
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Jill:Wolfgirl?
Wolfgirl but she doesn't know she's wolfgirl: WHO the HELL is wolfgirl?
Calypso: this is so sad, Alexa play somebody that I used to know
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Slenderman: you two hacked into a prison system network?!
BEN:umm....
Wolfgirl:is that judgment I'm hearing?
Slenderman:... Pride
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BEN: Jeff would throw himself in front of a moving truck for you, E.J.
E.J. : Jeff would throw himself in front of a moving truck for fun.
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Jill: what are you doing?
Wolfgirl: *standing on a chair* I live in this house, you know, I can stand wherever I wish. I don't see why-
Jill: where's the spider?
Wolfgirl: it's under the table, please get it for me, please
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Slenderman: a creepypasta dose not place their weapons on the table
Calypso: *in a Scottish accent*
But MOOooooOOOM, it's just ma BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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Wolfgirl: I'm 50% murder, 80% charm and 70% a natural mastermind
Wolfie: that's 200%
Wolfgirl: I'm twice the woman you'll ever be.
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Wolfgirl, walking outside:
Rain: time to start lol
Wolfgirl: JOKES ON YOU SKY. I GOT THE ULTIMATE POWER*dramatically poses and holds up a reverse uno card* and that's why the rain is going g up instead of down.
Jeff: what the f-
Calypso, who has been trying to fix the rain for the past hour: WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
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Sally: the floor is lava. If you're on the floor you're dead go!
Everyone:*scrambles to get on something*
Wolfie:*sacrifices wolfgirl and pushes her off the couch*
Jeff:*laying on the floor* TAKE ME
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Jill: when I woke up this morning, I meditated did 50 pushups, drink green tea and went for a 30 minute wall
Wolfgirl: when I woke up, I spent an hour just waking up.
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Dr. Smiley:*holds the door open for Calypso* After you
Calypso:no after you
Dr. Smiley:I insist, after you
Eclipsa:*pushes past both of them* After me
~~~
BEN:we have fun, don't we, Jeff?
Jeff:I've never been more stressed out in my life.
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Wolfgirl: I know exactly what I'm doing
Narrator:she had no idea what she was doing
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creepypasta Head-canons
RandomI have read and seen so many of these so I thought why the fuck not and yes there will be swearing
