Loki makes bad fashion choices to mourn Thor because Thor the style icon would've hated him for it
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"It's not that I want to be here. It's just that I feel less uncomfortable experiencing the torture that is you than I do being in my feminine form as a guy." Loki said with a shrug.
"I'm touched." Strange said.
"I'm only very narrowly less uncomfortable with you though. One more move and you're officially worse than gender dysphoria."
He sighed. "You're already top of my list of worst things ever."
"I'm worse than Thanos?"
"Yes." Strange said plainly.
Loki gasped in mock disgust. "This is discrimination."
Strange narrowed his eyes and said flatly, "what?"
"It's because I'm genderfluid, admit it."
Strange inhaled deeply. "I'm not going to fall for your attempts to rile me up." He spun around, his dramatic exit from the room helped by the flaring of his cape.
Though Loki appreciated the theatrics, he rolled his eyes. Digging into his pocket and pulling out his phone (a gift from Stark. Apparently a cell phone was necessary for survival) and sending a message to Peter.
God (dess/dex) of Stories: Update: Doctor Strange is transphobic
Spider-Child: ???
God (dess/dex) of Stories: He said I'm worse than Thanos.
God (dess/dex) of Stories: It's because Thanos is cis and I'm not, I assure you.
Spider-Child: smsjsjsjs valid
Spider-Child: dr. strange is cancelled
God (dess/dex) of Stories: What is 'smsjsjsjs'?
Spider-Child: keyboard smashing
Spider-Child: when you feel an emotion that you can't describe, you just press random buttons
God (dess/dex) of Stories: skajsnshshshe I hate Strange.
Spider-Child: they grow up so fast :')
Spider-Child: soon you'll be an honorary member of gen z
Spider-Child: remind me to get you a twitter
God (dess/dex) of Stories: What's that?
Spider-Child: you'll see ... ;)
God (dess/dex) of Stories: That's terrifying.
Spider-Child: why are you at doc. strange's house anyways??
Spider-Child: if you hate him so much
Spider-Child: allegedly
God (dess/dex) of Stories: Allegedly? What are you trying to imply?
Spider-Child: i just think you talk about him way too much for someone you 'hate'
Spider-Child: and you went to his house alone
Spider-Child: and you're avoiding telling me why you're there
God (dess/dex) of Stories: JSJSUSHSHSDHDHDHD
God (dess/dex) of Stories: SMSJSHSBDHDUEHSNDHSHSSNSNSHSHS
God (dess/dex) of Stories: I'm disgusted.
Spider-Child: you didn't deny it
God (dess/dex) of Stories: I deny it now! I'm at the sanctum to see if any of the magical items here would be of use in our battle.
Spider-Child: sure
God (dess/dex) of Stories: After I get Thanos, I'm coming for you. Your friend status is revoked.
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Goddess of Stories | Loki & Peter
FanfictionA girl comes to the Avengers looking for her brother and warning of Thanos. Though they welcome the weird magic woman into their home, they're unaware of her true identity. She is Loki: goddess of stories and chaos and fire. Loki falls to Earth and...
