WARNING: Lemon

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Those who wanna skip this part, just go straight to the A/N cuz I gotta inform yall on something!!

And those who will continue, still please read the A/N!!

"Oi, Genos," Saitama calls his attention. "What is this?" He asks him, lifting up a yellow thing in his hand🍋

"A lemon...Master?" Genos answers.

"That's right," Saitama nods before pointing at The Readers.

"When Authors give you lemons, proceed at your own risk! You have been warned."

SMUT AHEAD⚠️

Your POV

"Genos BB!" I call, "let's go out and drink!"

"Drink?" Genos blinks. "Are you sure that is okay?"

"Hai!!" I smile, pulling him outta the house, and we went to Dyshou's bar.

"Ahh, is this the lover boy you've talked about?" Dyshou smirks, studying Genos, who looked at us clueless.

"Aha, yes, Genos, is my crush, anddddd we became boyfriend and girlfriend," I hold his arm, leaning on his shoulder.

"Genos, this is my good ol friend, Bartender Dyshou," I introduced, "Dyshou, this is Genos my BB."

"Ah, boyfriend," he says, "well, nice to meet you. Just don't break her heart or I'll break you."

Genos blinks, falling for his intimidation. "Just kidding!" Dyshou opens his arms in surprise. "Ahahahaaa but seriously, don't break Dumpling's heart."

"Dumpling?" Genos smiles, looking at me, and I pout embarrassed.

"Dy!!" I complained.

"I call her that, because she's like a daughter to me," he chuckles, giving us some shots we didn't take yet. "I usually take care of her when she's drunk."

"Now, does he like to drink?" He asks us.

"I do not know, I never tried," Genos answers, picking up the small glass. He breathes before taking it quick.

He gives a face of disgust, and Dyshou laughs before giving him another. "You like it?" He asks.

"Not really," Genos blinks a couple of times.

"Ahhh, you'll get used to it," Dyshou chuckles. "So, what brings you two here? The 3rd floor?"

"The 3rd floor?" Genos asks, raising an eyebrow.

"Ahaha, it's nothing," I nervously laughed, picking up his alcohol and pushing it in his hand. "Keep drinking."

I then take a shot of mine and breathed as I missed but hated the taste. "Just be careful," Dy warned.

"You know I can't even get drunk," I stick a tongue at him.

"You cannot?" Genos asks surprised.

"I can take more shots than the average person and without the cube," I told him. "That's another mystery I couldn't figure out about me.

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"It saved me when perverts hung around, so now I'm with you, I can be drunk if I want to. So I will!"

"How about you, cyborg? Can you get drunk?" Dyshou asks.

"Yes, I actually am able to..." Genos nods. "I may be composed of most inhuman parts, but I still have some type of system and still have some human parts."

"Then drink as much until you do!" I laugh.

"I have a feeling I will take you home, so I will take only a few to keep my mind not intoxicated," Genos smiles.

"Suit yourself," I shrug. "Dyshou, gimme Moonshine and Hennessy and keep it coming!"

"Good luck," Dyshou smirks at Genos, giving me more drinks.

3RD POV

As [Y/N] started getting tipsy, she started dancing in her seat, "hitting the woah" often and doing The Orange Justice, Genos and Dyshou laughing.

"[Y/N], I think you're having too much," Genos tells her, his cheeks hurting from smiling too much.

"[Y/N]?" She asks, raising an index finger, "I only know Babe and Baby..an..and other cute names!"

Genos chuckles, grabbing her hand, "you're my baby." And he kisses it.

"And I guess that makes you Daddy!" She suddenly grabs his neck, leaning closer to him, her eyes staring seductively, and Genos blinks suddenly feeling some type of way.

"DYSHOU!" She suddenly calls, snapping Genos out of it, [Y/N] reverting back to a cheerful drunk. "Give me Dragon's Breath..." she whispers.

Dyshou snorts. "You'll be gone if you have that drink," he says.

"One more, please! Just thahhhttt oneee!" She cries desperately. "I have a lot of money. Pleaaasee."

"Fine, only because your boyfriend should know how to take care of a drunk [Y/N]," he smirks, arms crossed.

"Is that a challenge?" Genos laughs.

"Sure," Dyshou accepts before pulling out different types of glass bottles, combing the drinks extremely fast, different colors appearing before being destroyed by blackness or redness.

"Oooh!" [Y/N] leaned on the counter like a curious puppy.

Finally, at the same time, he pours a liquid with colors of yellow and blue, forming different shades of green into the tall glass.

Pho, the cook, gave him a barbecue stick with small chunks of meat on it, half cooked. Dyshou took a shot of something, but not swallowing it before putting a weird ball in his mouth.

As he then exhales, shooting fire from his mouth and onto the barbecue stick. When he was done, the meat was cooked perfectly and stuck the stick inside the drink, the meats not touching the drink.

The ones around the table clapped and whistled. [Y/N] only stared at it, eyes sparkling at it. Genos looks at Dyshou with a mouth open impressed, and Dyshou smirks with crossed arms before breathing steam out his nose like a dragon's.

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