Mystery Kids Oneshots

Songfic: Beautiful

Mabel: We were so tiny, happy and shiny

Playing tag and getting chased

Then we got bigger, that was the trigger

Like the Huns invading Rome

Welcome to my town, this ain't no small town

This is the thunder dome

Hold your breath and count the days Weirdmageddon's coming soon

The end will be paradise if we don't die so soon!

But I know, I know life can be beautiful

I pray, I pray for a better way

If we stopped it back than, we can stop it again

Life can be beautiful... Just not today.

Dib: Things will get better

As soon as a letter comes from Dad, Gaz, or Mom

Wake from this coma, take me home now

Then I can blow this town

Dream of peace and normality, and livin' in a daze

Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump a blaze!

Dipper: But I know, I know, I know, life can be beautiful

I pray, I pray, I pray, for a better way

Pacifica: Life was kind before, it can be kind once more

Lace can be beautiful... Just not today

Norman: (Speaking) I had a dream I was looking for a needle in a haystack. Care it interpret, Dr. Jones?

Coralin: (Speaking) Your plan is a good one, Norman. Bill can't rule the Land of the Dead without the Skeleton Key. You find the Skeleton Key, hide it, we got less to worry about.

(Singing) And I know, I know, life can be beautiful

I pray, I pray for a better way

Things were nice before, they can be once more

Life can be beautiful...

Norman-...Just not today

Wendy: (Speaking) Soos, I'm worried about them. I've see what Weirdmageddon has done to Dipper and Mabel, but, look at them.

Mystery Kids: Why does life hate me?

Mabel: Why can't I fight back?

Dib: Why do I act like such a creep?

Dipper: Why won't she date me?

Coraline/Lili: Why did I hit her?

Mystery Kids: Why do I cry myself to sleep?

Somebody hug me!

Somebody fix me!

Somebody save me!

Send me a sign, God!

Give me some hope here!

Something to live for!

Wendy: (Speaking) ... Are all of you this miserable?

Lili: Not all of us. (She leads Wendy and Soos to Ford's lab) There is Wybie Lovat floating above it all as basically the male version of Heather Chandler.

Raz: He was a real mess after his fight with Coraline. As an outlet for his anger, he started making crazy weapons for us to use when Weirdmageddon comes. Dipper and Norman are Heather Duke and McNamara, but... Wybie is the mythic bitch.

Wybie: And you know, you know, you know

This could be beautiful

More weapons, maybe some arson

And were on our way

Get this guy a gun, Weirdmageddon will be done!

Let's make this beautiful!

Norman: Let's make this beautiful!

Dipper: Let's make this beautiful!

Wybie: Okay?

Dipper/Norman: Okay.

Lili: Out of my way, Downe!

Neil: I don't want trouble!

Lili: We're gonna die at three pm!

Wybie: Let's not go crazy, we can't lose hope now!

Lili: Keep telling yourself that.

Mystery Kids: Who could survive this?

I can't escape this!

We'll end up dying!

Raz: But you know, you know, you know life can be beautiful!

Coraline/Mabel: You hope, you dream

You pray, and you get your way!

Wybie: Ask me how it feels, feeling like hell on wheels! My God it's beautiful!

Mystery Kids: Beautiful!

Norman: This might be beautiful!

Mystery Kids: And when you feel beautiful!

It's a beautiful fricking day!