(The Mystery Kids are investigating a haunted house)
Dipper: Alright, the ghost could be anywhere, so let's split up and-
Wybie: Excuse me? No! Hold on!
Lili: What?
Wybie: Alright, I just... I gotta ask. How come whenever some creepy stuff happens and we need to stick together, white people always say "Let's split up."?
Dipper: Well ... It... It just... I don't know.
Wybie: And when people do split up, the token Black always gets killed first!
Lili: Name one movie where that happens.
Wybie: Aliens vs Predator Requiem, Christine, Scream 2, The Shining, Varsity Blood-
Lili: I-I said one.
Raz: Well we just... It just happens!
Wybie: Oh, well, now that just sounds like a conspiracy!
Coraline: Okay, we'll stay together.
Wybie: Yes! Thank you, Jonesy! Because I am not getting killed first!
Norman: We're not gonna die.
Wybie: Keep telling yourself that.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Mystery Kids Oneshots
FanficJust a bunch of short stories revolving around Coraline, Wybie, Dipper, Mabel, Lili, Raz, Norman, and Neil. Amy ideas? Please comment. Also vote
