Mystery Kids Oneshots

The Get-Along Sweater

(Coraline and Lili are seen arguing again over who knows what)

Lili: Jerk!

Coraline: Emo!

Lili: Barbie doll!

Coraline: Your boyfriend hits harder than you.

Lili: Your boyfriend's a hunchback weirdo!

Coraline: He's not my boyfriend!

(Wybie, Raz, Dipper, Mabel, Norman, and Neil are watching the scene unfold)

Wybie: ... So how did this start, exactly?

Raz: I don't know anymore. I just zoned out when they started throwing stuff.

Norman: Duck!

(They duck their heads before the cuckoo clock nearly hits them)

Coraline: Ha! You missed!

(Lili uses her telekinesis to lift the tv, and hurls it a Coraline, but she moves out of the way)

Coraline: You're insane!

Lili: And you're a jerk! We've established this!

Raz: 'Kay! I'm done! I can't take it!

Mabel: I may have an idea. I'll be right back. Wybie, Raz, you keep them for killing each other. (She runs upstairs)

(Coraline and Lili are punching and pulling on each other's hair, until Raz and Wybie pull them apart)

Coraline/Lili: Let us go!

Wybie: If we do that, you'll try to kill each other. And don't blame us, Mabel told us to do this.

Dipper: Wait, I know what she's doing.

Lili: What?

(Mabel returns with a pink two-neck sweater)

Dipper: The get-along sweater! I knew it!

Coraline: Get-along what?

(Mabel puts the sweater on Coraline and Lili)

Mabel: There! And you can't take it off until you stop fighting. Let's go enjoy the quiet.

(The remaining Mystery Kids leave)

Coraline: This is a stupid idea!