Coraline: Alright Dipper, kick the football! (She points to Lili holding a football)
Dipper: Lili?! But she'll probably pull the football away just as I'm about to kick it!
Lili: (She sets the ball on the ground) I would never.
Coraline: Now kick that ball, you blockhead!
Dipper: Blockhead?
Norman: And here's some motivational music. (Peanuts style music plays on his phone)
(Dipper sighs and charges at the ball, but Lili pulls it away just before he can kick it)
Dipper: ARGH!!! (He lands on his back)
Lili: (Smirks) I've always wanted to do that.
Wybie: Womp, womp, womp, womp, womp.
Dipper: (Gets up) What did you say?
Wybie: Sorry, I was chewing some gum. I was saying, good grief, you really are a blockhead.
I'm still bored!
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Mystery Kids Oneshots
FanfictionJust a bunch of short stories revolving around Coraline, Wybie, Dipper, Mabel, Lili, Raz, Norman, and Neil. Amy ideas? Please comment. Also vote