Wybie: Come on, Coraline, I'm trying to be professional. Can we not?
Coraline: Are we gonna have a problem?
Did zombies eat your brain?
We've come so far
Why now are you yanking on my chain?
I'd normally punch your arm off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up, Lovat!
Lili/Mabel: I like!
Coraline: Lookin' hot! Buying stuff they cannot!
Lili/Mabel: I like!
Coraline: Drinkin' hard! Maxin' Dad's credit card!
Lili/Mabel: I like!
Coraline: Skippin' gym! Scaring her! Screwing him!
Lili/Mabel: I like!
Coraline: Killer clothes!
Coraline/Lili/Mabel: Kickin' nerds in the nose!
Coraline: If you lack the deuce, Go play duck duck goose! Let your mommy fix you ice cream!
Lili/Mabel: Woah!
Coraline: Or come hang with me! And tonight we'll be! Dirty dancing with the football team!
Coraline/Lili/Mabel: Woah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatcha waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store! It's time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore! Then step into my candy store!
Wybie: Woah! Woah! Woah!
Wybie/Dipper/Raz: Honey, whatcha waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store! You just gotta prove you're not a doorknob anymore! Then step into my candy store!
Coraline: You can join the team!
Wybie: Or you can bitch and moan!
Coraline: You can live the dream!
Wybie: Or you can die alone!
Coraline/Wybie: You can fly with eagles! Or if you prefer Keep on testing me! And end up like her/him!
Coraline/Wybie/Lili/Raz/Dipper/Mabel: Woahhh!
Wybie: Honey, whatcha waitin' for-
Coraline: Shut up, Wybie! Step into my candy store!
Coraline/Wybie/Lili/Raz/Dipper/Mabel: Time for you to prove You're not a lame ass anymore! Then step into my candy store!
Coraline/Wybie: It's my candy store!
It's my candy!
It's my candy store!
It's my candy!
It's my candy store!
It's my candy store!
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FanfictionJust a bunch of short stories revolving around Coraline, Wybie, Dipper, Mabel, Lili, Raz, Norman, and Neil. Amy ideas? Please comment. Also vote