Dead Again - Jeff The Killer x Reader

Cats N Dogs

After Jeff and I broke the kiss, we decided to sit and talk for a bit.

"So, does that mean you promise to only love me?" Jeff asked.

"I thought that was pretty obvious." I said.

"Great." He sounded relieved.

"Y'know what I want?" I glanced at him.

"What?" He asked.

"A cat. Why don't you guys have any pets?" I questioned.

"Slender said we weren't responsible enough, and he didn't want to end up taking care of them." He said.

"Sounds reasonable. But now that I'm here, I can take care of them. I've taken care of plenty of pets before." I declared.

"Can we get a dog instead? I don't really like cats." Jeff mumbled.

"Too bad! Cats are better! They're lazy and don't give two shits! Just like me!" I said proudly.

"We'll just let Slender decide." Jeff said.

"Fine, lets go bitch. I bet he'll decide on a cat." I pulled Jeff off the bed and towards the door.

While walking, Jeff took my hand in his and laced our fingers together.

I blushed and my stomach did flips but I kept walking.

BITCH.

THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

HE LOVES YOU.

Bitch I know shut up.

We arrived at Slender's office and I took it upon myself to knock.

"Come in." Slender entered our minds.

"Aye yo Slender! Can we get a cat?" I asked sweetly.

"No! A dog!" Jeff interrupted.

"Bitch! What the fuck did I say?!" I let go of his hand, making him flinch.

"Give me your damn hand." He muttered, snatching it back up.

He pulled me over to him and put his hand in my back pocket.

That pretty much means he just grabbed your ass.

The sub in you is quaking.

Shut the fuck up ohhh my god.

You know you like it~

I can't stand myself.

I kept my mouth shut and let Slender talk.

"Children, please. Don't do that in my office. And about the pet ordeal, I've already asked my brothers if they had any pets they'd like to give away. Trendor said they had a dog, and Splendor said they had a cat. So please leave, I'm very busy." He rubbed his temples.

My eyes widened.

"YAYYYYY!!!!" I grabbed Jeff and engulfed him into a hug.

"Pupper and meowboi!!!" I yelled.

Slender's head looked up at us and Jeff just shook his head and carried me out of the room.

I kept my arms wrapped around Jeff as he carried me downstairs.

"(Y-Y/N), wha-t was all the sc-screaming for?" Toby asked.

"SLENDER IS GETTING US A PUPPY AND A KITTEN!!!" I screamed back.

He jumped at my outburst and then his eyes widened.

"YAYYYYYYYY!" He yelled.

Jeff put me down as Toby and I ran around in circles happily.