Ch33tah- you spelt my name wrong! JESUS CHRIST A.T.. M33- FUCK
Me- Laughs whats-
Ch33tah- YOUR DICK.. notices teacher looking sorry sir
teacher- I didnt hear anything
Ch33tah- Told you he was cool
spells her name wrong again
Ch33tah- EVERYTIME
she has her hand on the back of my chair so I lean back and squish her finger
Ch33tah- SCREAMS
Teacher- Break-time.. 10 minutes.. and you think im being nice for giving you a long break, actually im being a hard-ass, you should have 17 minutes, scientifically.. heh, I'm a rebel
Ch33tah- hes so paspifice.. pacific.. specific
Me- you cant talk
Ch33tah- kisses a piece of paper and shoves it into A.S face
A.S- smacks me in the face
Me- You kissed 'Ch33tah'
everyone laughs and i get hit again
Ch33tah pulls my hair out and acts really sad
Ch33tah- OMG, OMG, OMG
Me- Shut uppppp
hi its ch33tah here, m33rkat is angry because shes not in all of them so im gonna write about her now.
m33rkat- im not angry
me- yes you are
m33rkat- no look at my face i smiling i not angwyyy makes faces right infront of my face
me- you're weird.
M33rkat makes more faces
M.S- look.
i look at her laptop and sing the song that is playing
M33rkat- takes my earphones
me- give me one.. you hurt my earholes
M33rkat- laughs
me- kisses her hand so she lets go of the earphone oh why thnankyou
M33rkat- MMH dont kiss my hand... stinky poopy hole whispers yeah thats right i said it
me- laughs happy?
m33rkat- sad
me- no are you happy now i wrote about you
M33rkat- no. looks at my pimple its bleeding, wipe it
i wipe it
M33rkat- Dont touch me. shes gonna touch me with her pussy fwinger...
M33rkat- Fuck shit pussy ass mother fucking damn bitch. Ouu hes so fine
i poke her
M33rkat- stop im admiring. looks at me writing how did you hear me? how'd you hear. how you did hear what i saiddd
i hit her
M33rkat- OW
Me- haha
M33rkat- hits me back i will hit you harder
A.S, A.T and M33rkat are watching videos not realising im writing about them, theyre laughing and talking about someone dropping dead and some girl tripping over.
A.T- Shes still on the stairs
A.S- this is surely fake
M33rkat- No its not. its real
Pointless babbling
M33rkat- hes the hottest guy in the school
A.T- I'd hate being that tall.
The videos finished now theyre watching a different one
M33rkat- ewwww
something about guys looking up at 'her' and more 'ews'
A.S- look how shes standing hah
I have no idea whats going on right now.. its a video about a girl who is taller than the guys, apparently shes happy to be tall
A.S- look how long her neck is
M33rkat- laughs
A.S- no i cant.
THATS ALLLLLL, CAUSE WE CANT BE BOTHERED WRITING ANYMOREEE.... should we start a vlog channel. heh
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The diary of a m33rkat and Ch33tah
Non-FictionWe will write in this whenever we want to and most of it will be random. It is a shared diary between the two owners of this account and all names will be anonymous for privacy.- Ch33tah Oh also, we are writing about what's happening in our class an...
