Unexpected

Q&A #2

"Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the second Q&A!" I shouted, stepping out onto the circular stage, my arms up in the air. "I look at all of your wonderful questions, even some on the last Q&A that I didn't get the chance to answer. Today however I'm not alone! Come on out my friend!" I look back at the red velvet curtains, adjusting the microphone on my ear slightly.
A boy around my age trotted our, he has black messy hair, light caramel skin, and dark brown eyes. "This here is one of my best friends @boy_wonder01!" I introduced, placing my helping on his shoulder. "We write together a lot, basically partners in this writing business. We both exchange ideas for our books and such. The only book on Wattpad that he wrote with me is Robin's Mystery." I raised my head high, he looked around in joy.
"Sadly he's too lazy to write a book himself on here. So he has no books released of yet." I said, moving my arm off of his shoulder.
He gave me a glare, "I'm not lazy! I just haven't decided which one of my books I want to publish on here!" He crosses his arms.
"Uh huh... sure. Any way let's get started shall we!" I cheered excitedly. I gestured towards the countries, "Over here we have our countries of course; Soviet Union, Russia, North Korea, South Korea, America, Germany, Third Reich, Poland, Philippines, France, and Britain!"
    My friend's eyes widened, "They are ... actually people... with flag faces."
    I smile up at him, "Yep! I told you didn't I?" Before he could say anything more I moved on gesturing to (Y/N) and Echo who was wrapped around her neck. "Then over here we have Echo and (Y/N)!"
    (Y/N) waved, while Echo flicked her tongue in and out. "Then over here we have Benjamin, Aunt Patricia, (Y/N)'s mom, Grey, and Abigail!" I chanted, gesturing over to the group in the other side of (Y/N). Everyone waved in response except for Grey who simply shrugged.
"Hey! You forgot someone!" Ryder growled.
"Oh yes sorry about that. And here is 'no one cares' moving on." I said, ignoring Ryder's protest.
"What's so bad about him again?" My friend asks, raising a brow.
"He's the abusive boyfriend who was thrown in jail and somehow got out again and is now harassing and harming (Y/N)." I answered, glaring up at Ryder.
"Ah I see." My friend answered, glaring up at Ryder as well. "Just tell me when to kick a$$ and I will."
I nodded, then pulled out a stack of index cards from my back pocket. "Alright the first question is to Ryder from @_shookth_; "lmao you suck.""
"That's not even a question!" Ryder complained throwing his hand in the air.
"You're right... but it's true." I stated with a smirk. Before Ryder could say anything else my Boy Wonder jumped in, reading over my shoulder, "To (Y/N) from @_shookth_, "who do you like the best so far?""
    (Y/N) just shrugged in response, the camera turning towards her. "I like all of the countries equally. They are all amazing."
    I nodded, throwing the card behind me, almost hitting my friend who dodged it quickly. "The next array of questions is from @StickyPire! The first set of questions is to (Y/N). First question; "How do you feel about them (the countries) fighting over you?"" I look over at (Y/N), waiting for an answer.
    "Why would they fight over her when she is clearly going to come to me?" Ryder questioned.
"Shut up before I drag you off of this set!" Boy wonder growled.
    "Well... I honestly didn't know what to think. That has never happened to me before, and I guess I was sort of... flattered they all care for me very much." (Y/N) answered with a small smile, a light blush dusting her cheeks.
"Second question, "How do you feel about Ryder or your ex?"" I asked, looking up at (Y/N).
Without hesitation (Y/N) answered, "He was a terrible boyfriend in the end and is a major jerk that I could care less if he dies."
Everyone looked at (Y/N) in shock. "Wow... she went there." Said my friend from next to me.
"Moving on before the idiot up there can make a comment, "How do you feel about your mom?"" I said quickly, as Ryder was about to open his mouth to say something.
(Y/N) seemed to think for a moment before answering, "I love her sure. I mean, I can't hardly love to begin with. It's just that... she's so judge mental in everything that I do, she even questions me constantly. It would be nice to have her off of my back."
"Fourth question, "What kind of snake is Echo?""
"She is a Rosy Boa, I got her as a gift from my brother when she was just a baby." (Y/N) answered with a bright smile, running her fingers along Echo's scales.
"Last question to (Y/N) from @StickyPire, "How was your birthday with the countrys?""
"It was fun and relaxing at the same time. I think my favorite part has to be Russia constantly falling off of his horse." (Y/N) out a small laugh. "Let's also not forget America getting a mouth full of dirt as well."
"Hey! I was rusty ok! It's been a while since I rode a horse!" America yelled, glaring playfully at (Y/N). "Let's also not forget that you got knocked off your horse by a branch."
"Hey! That was your fault! You were blocking my view till you moved the last minute!" (Y/N) defended.
"Moving on!" I called out, silencing everyone. "These next questions are for the countries, and my friend will ask them." I said, handing the index card to him.
"Why do I gotta do it!? This is your Q&A not mine!" My friend said, crossing his arms.
I shrugged, "True, but this will be good experience for you. Now just take the card!"
"Fine!" He snatches the card out of my hand saying. "First question, "Would y'all ever go back to y'all home?""
The countries looked at each other. "We don't know to be honest, I don't even think we can since we don't have the equipment for the machine here." Reich answered with a shrug.
"Why is Third Reich even here again?" My friend questioned, looking over at me.
"Just move on to the next question!" I growled, glaring at him.
"Fine geez. The next question, "Do y'all like Y/N?"" He looked over at the countries waiting for their answers.
All of the countries blushed, some looking down at their feet, while some scratch the back of their necks. "Y-Yeah I guess we do." South answered with a slight stutter.
"Last question from @StickyPire, "Who's your favorite character in the book?""
Everyone in the entire room, including me, said, "Echo!"
"That was just for the countries." He said unamused, looking at me.
"What everyone one thinks so, she's a adorable cinnamon roll." I said. Echo simply stuck her tongue out in response.
My friend threw the card behind me saying, "Let's move on to the next question."
I nodded, "Ok, next question is from @Undertalefan1226 to Echo saying, "What's is like having all of the countryhumans living with you and y/n, and also who's your favorite person to scare?""
Echo let out a small hiss, "It's exciting, finally some people to scare and mess around with. I can't really do it to my hooman because she's used to my prankssss. My favorite person to scare though has to be France... he lets out the loudest scream and had the bessst reaction."
"What did she say?" America asked curiously.
"Sorry only the readers and creators, me, can understand her because of the special where (Y/N) turned into a snake. So... Echo's answer is just going to have to remain a mystery to you guys." I explained. America nodded in understanding.
"What about me? I couldn't understand what she was saying?" My friend questioned.
"That's your problem for not knowing parseltongue. Moving on." I said, throwing a card behind me.
"Rude." My friend mumbled, seeming to pout.
"Next question is to Ryder from @Bored_Nei_Nei, "Ryder, you do realize that is Y/N, technically me, would have literally break all 206 of your bones? I'm usually not the type to hold a grudge or something but you went too far in my opinion. But eh, your reaction?""
Ryder, looked shocked for a moment before saying, "One, I highly doubt you can break every single bone in my body. Two I didn't go too far in my opinion, (Y/N) needed to learn her place, so I did anyone would do. Beat the lesson into her." Ryder ended the sentence with a smirk.
America lunged out of the seat, Britain and South having to hold him back. "Let me at him!" America growled, trying to shake the two off.
"America control yourself. You can do whatever you want to him later!" Britain said, yanking him down into his seat.
"Get the box." I whispered to Bot Wonder.
He nodded, walking back stage.
"Ryder I almost forgot, there is a gift from @Galaxy_Cat_13, @CardigenBackyardigen, and @Unicornangel1708." I said with a smirk.
"They better have gotten something good." Ryder said.
"Oh don't worry they have." I said as my friend came out with a medium sized box. I opened it, picking up the two items inside.
I then threw them at him, one was a diamond back rattlesnake while the other was a Black Mamba. "Have fun!" I said, Ryder screamed. Then shook off the snakes and ran off with them chasing him from behind.
"Now for the last two questions which is from @Zekozus, the first question is for Soviet, "If the Soviet Union (AKA you) died on December 26, 1991, then how are you still alive?"" I look over at Soviet.
"I was even wondering that myself." I heard my friend comment from next to me.
Soviet sighed, "I don't even know myself. One minute I was crumbling apart right in front of my children's eyes then next thing I knew I woke up in the same place I died at."
I nodded, "Last question, which my good friend shall read." He took the card without complaint this time, rolling his eyes.
"This is for South Korea, "What was the least amount of time it to to receive a nuclear threat by North Korea?"" He asked, looking over at South.
"Well back at home in our world, it took a few hours since we were right next door to each other basically. But now since we practically live together here-"
"I threaten to bomb him almost all the time when we fight." North finished for his brother.
"Hey! That was my question not yours!" South whined.
"Oh stop whining like a child. There will be another Q&A at some point." North spoke coldly, rolling his eyes.
South crossed his arms, "Hmph." Was his response.
"That is all ladies and gents! Before we close this little Q&A I want to think you all for your support in this story and the fabulous questions for this Q&A! And thank you @boy_wonder01 for joining me this time." I said, looking over at him and smiling.
"No problem, it was fun." He said, smiling at me in return.
"See you next time on chapter 23!" I said waving.
    "See ya." My friend said, waving as well.
    "Let's go get some McDonalds!" America stated. "We Just has that yesterday." (Y/N) said, standing up to leave.
    "So." America said, beginning to drag (Y/N) away.