On the Isle of the Lost, A girl, Uma threw something at the TV because of Hadley being on it and said, Poser. Harry Hook, Uma's friend said Traitor! Uma said, Hello? Harry said, Oh, I would love to wipe the smiles off their faces. You know what I mean? Uma yelled, Gil! You want to quit choking down yolks and get with the program? Gil said, Yeah. What they said.
Uma said, That little traitor, who left us in the dirt.
Harry said, Who turned her back on evil. Gil said, Who said you weren't big or bad enough to be in her gang. Back when we were kids. Come on, you guys remember. She called her Shrimpy, and the name just kind of... stuck.
Uma said, That snooty little devil, who grabbed everything she wanted and left me nothing. Gil said, No, she left you that sandbox, and then she said that you could have the shrimp-- Uma said, I need you to stop talking. Harry said, Look, we have her turf now. They can stay in Bore-adon. Uma yelled, Harry, that's her turf now! And I want it, too. We should not be getting her leftovers. Son of Hook, son of Gaston, and me, most of all, daughter of Ursula! What's my name?
Harry said, Uma! Uma asked Gil, What's my name?
Gil said, Mm. Uma? Uma yelled to the people, What's my name? What's my name? They all yelled, Uma!
Uma sang,
♫ This is all hands on deck ♫
♫ Calling out to lost boys and girls ♫
♫ I'm gettin' tired of the disrespect ♫
♫ We won't stop 'til we rule the world! ♫
♫ It's our time, we up next! (next, next) ♫
♫ Our sail's about to be set (set, set) ♫
♫ They ain't seen nothing yet! ♫
Uma and Harry sang,
♫ Tell 'em who's in charge so they don't forget ♫
Uma and (other pirates) sang,
♫ What's my name? What's my name? (Uma) ♫
♫ Say it louder! ♫
♫ What's my name? What's my name? (Uma) ♫
♫ Feel the power! ♫
♫ No one's gonna stop us ♫
♫ Soon the world will be ours ♫
♫ What's my name? What's my name? ♫
♫ What's it? What's it? ♫
♫ Say it loud! ♫
♫ (Uuuuuuma) ♫
♫ (Uuuuuuma) ♫
♫ All eyes on me ♫
♫ Let me see 'em! ♫
♫ (Uuuuuuma) ♫
♫ (Uuuuuuma) ♫
♫ What's it? What's it? ♫
♫ Say it! Say it! ♫
♫ (Uuuma-ah-ah-ah) ♫
♫ (Uma Uma la la Um) ♫
♫ (Uma Uma la la Uma) ♫
♫ (Uma Uma la la Um) ♫
♫ (Uma Uma la la Uma) ♫
(Uma) ♫
♫ I'm the queen of this town ♫
♫ I call the shots, you know who I am ♫
♫ I don't need to wear no fake crown ♫
♫ Stand up to me, you don't stand a chance ♫
♫ It's our time, we up next! (next, next) ♫
♫ My crew's as real as it gets (gets, gets) ♫
♫ The worst is now the best ♫
Uma and Harry sang,
♫ And leaving us here will be their last regret! ♫
Uma and (other pirates) sang,
♫ What's my name? What's my name? (Uma) ♫
♫ Say it louder! ♫
♫ What's my name? What's my name? (Uma) ♫
♫ Feel the power! ♫
♫ No one's gonna stop us ♫
♫ Soon the world will be ours! ♫
♫ What's my name? What's my name? ♫
♫ What's it? What's it? ♫
♫ Say it! Say it! ♫
Harry sang/rapped
♫ You know what they say ♫
♫ Bad girls have all the fun ♫
♫ Never learned to count ♫
♫ 'Cause I'm number one ♫
♫ Ready here we come ♫
♫ We always get out way ♫
♫ It's a pirate's life ♫
♫ Every single day ♫
♫ (Hey!) ♫
♫ (Uuuuuuma) ♫
♫ She's the captain ♫
♫ I'm the first mate ♫
♫ (Uuuuuuma) ♫
♫ Enemies seasick ♫
♫ Can't see straight ♫
♫ (Uuuuuuuma) ♫
♫ Call 'em fish bait ♫
♫ Throw 'em on a hook ♫
♫ (Uuuuuuuma) ♫
♫ Uma's so hot ♫
♫ They get burned if they look ♫
Uma and (other pirates) sang,
♫ All eyes on me ♫
♫ Let me see 'em! ♫
♫ I see your eyes on me, boys (Hey!) ♫
♫ You know what my name is ♫
♫ Say it! ♫
♫ Say it louder! ♫
♫ Hook me! ♫
♫ (Ho!) ♫
♫ Woo! ♫
♫ (Ha ha!) ♫
♫ Ah ha ha ha ♫
♫ What's my name? What's my name? (Uma) ♫
♫ Say it louder! ♫
♫ What's my name? What's my name? (Uma) ♫
♫ Feel the power! ♫
♫ No one's gonna stop us ♫
♫ Soon the world will be ours! ♫
♫ What's my name? What's my name? (Uma) ♫
♫ (Uuuuuuuma) ♫
♫ (Uuuuuuuma) ♫
♫ All eyes on me ♫
♫ Let me see 'em! ♫
♫ (Uuuuuuuma) ♫
♫ (Uuuuuuuma) ♫
♫ What's it? What's it? ♫
♫ Say it! Say it! ♫
♫ (Uuuuuuuma) ♫
♫ Ooh, say it louder! ♫
♫ Ooh, say it louder! ♫
♫ (Uuuuuuuma) ♫
♫ What's it? What's it? ♫
♫ Say it! Say it! ♫
♫ (Uma Uma la la Um) ♫
♫ (Uma Uma la la Uma) ♫
♫ (Uma Uma la la Um) ♫
♫ (Uma Uma la la Uma) ♫
♫ (Uma Uma la la Um) ♫
♫ (Uma Uma la la Um) ♫
♫ (Uma) ♫
Ursula yelled, Shut your clams! Trying to hit them with her tentacle. Uma yelled, Mom! Ursula said, These dishes ain't gonna wash themselves! Uma said, It's fine. It's fine. 'Cause when I get my chance to rain down the evil on Auradon, I will take it! They're gonna forget that girl and remember the name--
Gil said, Shrimpy!
Harry looked at him saying, Mm-hmm.
Gil realized and said, Ah.
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The Underworld Princess
AdventureWhen the pressure to be royally perfect gets to be too much for Hadley, she returns to the Isle of the Lost to be home and with her dad but She discovers that Uma, the daughter of Ursula, has taken over as queen of the Isle of the Lost, and that her...
