I've tried to write this chapter 4 fucking times. I'm not even gonna do what I said I was gonna do, I'm just gonna be a motherfucking bitch. Hey, my sister tried to follow me and my mom to the store. Hahaha. This motherfucker jumped the damn fence.
I have 5 subscribers on YouTube.
One of them is......................................................................my mom.......
Kill me.
*vodka sounds* Ya wanna see my videos?!
Probably you: No.
*drinking* Too bad! Go see my channel. It's called Certainly11 Suspenseful22
End my life.............
Ya know what?!?!
Fuck it!!!
I'm gonna post it here too!!!
Hopefully my phone isn't an ass today.
Yay!!!!!!
Bowtie!!!!
Isn't he cute?!?!
*drinking*
Hahahaha!!!!
Wait!
hOlD mY vOdKa CoMrAdE
Bowtie: Hello, ladies, gentleman, and in-between. I am Bowtie. Would you care for some champagne?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
He's sooooooo cuuuuuuuutttteee!!!!!
*happy drunk noises*
yOu Do ThE hOkEy PoKeY aNd TuRn It AlL aRoUnD!!! tHaTs WhAt ItS aLl AbOuT!!!
*drunk pansexual dancing*
Bowtie: *drunk pole dancing*
Wtf?!?!
bOwTiE
Bowtie: yEs, My DeAr?
wHy ArE yOu PoLe DaNcInG??!!?!!!!?!????!?!??!??
Bowtie: iTs FuN, m'LaDy!
Bowtie: pLeAsE cAlM dOwN m'LaDy.
*Unholy screeching*
I'm sorry you had to see that. Bye my blueberry muffins!
YOU ARE READING
my art/RP book
Randomjust giving use to my crappy art. Also am RPing with peeps. Edit: That USED to be the case, this book has just turned into a rant book, and I didn't even roleplay with anybody lol Read for the rants of a 12 year old as she ages. I think I started at...
