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So, I kinda begged my momma to order some Chinese food.

My mom got Beef and Broccoli

My sisters got the same order of Chicken Lo Mein

Nick got Orange Chicken

I got Beef Lo Mein

We also got Crab Rangoons (which I believed were absolutely disgusting) and Rat On A Stick (not actually rat [teriyaki chicken on a skewer], but it's a name given to them by my I guess step grandpa [his name was Jeff, or, that's what everyone called him], and I stuck with it)

Anyway, I ate the shit out of my Rat On A Stick

We ordered 6 pieces, there are now 2

I had one piece

Tiana had a little nibble

She didn't like it so I ate hers

Vanessa ate most of hers, but she got full because she's a skinny bish

Mom ate one bite, but she left it near me, so I ate it

I had 3 and a half Rat On A Sticks

Before we ordered Chinese food, we ordered cupcakes

We kept those in the fridge

We finished our Chinese food

Now we eat cupcakes

Tiana has birthday cake cupcake

Vanessa got cookies and cream cupcake

Mom got lemon drop cupcake

Nick got wedding cake cupcake

I got caramel crunch cupcake (chocolate cupcake caramel frosting w/ bits of crushed pretzels on top, I would do a picture, but I already took off most of the pretzels)

I love my family (kinda. They still annoy the fuck outta me)

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