Ranting

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I'm going to rant because I'm bored

Part 111 lol







So
Tweek
Bitch ass Tweek

I would assume Tweek has many burns and shit, because he fucking works in coffee shop

And he's hella jittery

Jesus Christ

He be spillin that shit all over him

Tweek's hair is a fuckin mess

Bitch, I bet a quarter he hasn't brushed that rat's nest since before the show started

How long has the show been on?

More than 20 years.

That mothafucka ain't brush his rats nest in over 20 fuckin years

Jesus Christ, this child

His hair is messy as high hell

Speaking of high hell, this lil mothafucka high as hell

Muthafuckin parents drug him

Lil bitch on meth

Fuckin McCormick meth

Jesus Fucking Christ

I fucked up Mintberry Cruch's name

I didn't mean to

Merciful lord, Mintberry Crunch, please don't strike me down

Tweek and Craig are so cute together

Why, tho?

Bitch ain't need no mans

He perfec as he is

The moon goes through fazes, and so do your children

No one's born cool

Except

Trans Lesbian Black Women

Why??

Because

This is America

Speaking of America

RusAme!!

Why the fuc do I shIP countries

Wat te fuc is wrong with meh

...

Preston is my baby

Buttttttttt

I think I mite has a crushy wushy on him

Oof

Why tha fuc am I ranting about stupid shit

I wanna imagine Preston naked with cat ears and one of those tail-butt plug things

That would be nice

I wonder how many people die each year

Can I just claim everyone at Camp Camp ('cept Ered, I don like 'er) as my child

They're all so cute! <3

'Specially Maxxy Boi

Mr. Magic Man's cool too

Sciencey Boi is so cute!

UwU

He reminds me of Kyle

They both Jews

They both sm0rt

They both got a jew-fro

Lol

Kyle is my baby

He an Stan is so cute together

Oof

Why is PresPres so cuuute?!

>w<

Magic is Science we don't understand

Yeet

Yeetus the Fetus now has Diabetus

Haha

Ha ha funny funny

I'm tired

Why is Max's pessimism so cute and cynical?!

How is it so cute and cynical?!

Jesus Christ

What the fuc is wrong with me

"Oh, shit-flavored popsicles"

Wat de fucc

Succulent

Yeet

Fucc

Gameplay

I'm fucking tired.

Max

Max is so cute

Why is he sooouuuu cuuuuuuttte

Why does he look so fuckable

Why is Max so cute

Do I have a crushhhhhhh on motherfucking Pikeman?!

What the fuck?!

Oi oi oi

What the fuck

Welp, I just burped

I'm fucking hungry

Jesus Christ

Depressed, isn't that just a fancy way of feeling bummed out?

Dwight, you ignorant slut!

Squirrels wearing red stripper dresses

Oop

My hand's cold

I could kill you right now by snapping my fucking fingers

Good thing I don't know how to snap

Hehe

I'm tired

Yeet

Komodo dragon

Bitch sorry, I don't speak bottom

Bitch sorry, I don't speak top

Bitch sorry, I don't speak

Neck crack

Oof

Oop

Princesses

I'm tired

Lampshades

Neil be lookin like a smexxy snacc

Succ

Why am I so fucking thirsty (in both ways)

Water hungry

Dude

Imagine a dragon that doesn't breathe fire, but instead it breathes cum

Dude

Why the fuck do I sound like I'm high

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucckkk

I'm tired

Imagine a dragon that breathes water

That's called a fish, dumbass

Curtains

Slidey slidey

Hehe

Isn't that coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolll

Wooooooww

Okaay, byyyyyyyyyyyyyeeee

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