This is gonna sound weird but I have a hello kitty branding toaster.
This is her, but this is not all that she is, for she brands my bread with hello kitty's face and I have proof.
Behold the almighty, hello kitty bread. I know you're jealous of my glorious bread, but it is mine. The end you jealous fiends.
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things that don't actually matter
Randomthings that I think are really important but aren't