So I decided to watch the sleepaway camp movies and I just finished the first one and I now have a new favorite quote: "she's a real carpenter's dream, flat as a board and in need of a screw." -Judy A.K.A Karen Fields.
Like where do they come up with this stuff? Comedy gold. That's all, I'll update the ones of people that read these things on the second movie tomorrow.
Edit: I just now realized the irony in this, my dad's actually a carpenter.
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