Just Bros.. Yeah?

(Bonus) Group Chat.

Schlatt sighed, he was back at his house. He had a great day with Wilbur but the consequences have caught up with him. He had to respond to so many texts, about 10% being serious they other 90% jokes about Schlatt and Wilbur.. y'know, making out, fucking, flirting.. the last one maybe true.. but still. Schlatt sighed going through the messages

GOONS

Carson: Hey Schlatt are you up to get on SMP today?
Connor: we need to get our cryptocurrency ready.
Carson: your what?
Connor: what.
Travis: ooga booga
Carson: sustenances
Charlie: so yea.. I'm a gamer
Cooper: shut up all of you
Connor: hey ty are you on?
Noah: can you guys not
Ty: yea, wait do you mean on smp or online here?
Connor: well I mean. Ur online on here right now. Are you on smp?
Ty: uh I am now
Charlie: CAROSN
Carson: what do you want you creature
Charlie: did you prank me?
Carson: no someone else did though ;)
Charlie: DONT WINKY FACE ME
Pokay: auh I've got no limbs auhhh
Hank: no.
Pokay: what do you mean no?
Pokay: wait hank tomorrow can you say auhhh for me?
Hank: no??
Connor: guys isn't something off..?
Carson: what
Travis: noe
Cooper: no?
Hank: no
Pokay: no???
Charlie: like what?
Noah: half of the other people in this chat aren't talking
Ty: Schlatt isn't responding.
Connor: exactly ty!
Carson: didn't he say he had something to do after school?
Connor: yea
Noah: is he dating snyone?
Ty: no?? I don't think so
Hank: he's probably making business deals
Travis: SCHALAT FOUND GIRLFAYRN
Cooper: isn't he gay?
Charlie: I don't think he's ever established his sexuality
Carson: SCHLATT LIKES COCK AND BALLS
Pokay: AUHHH HE LIKES COCK AND BALLS
Connor:... guys
Hank: what
Carson: what
Cooper: what?
Ty: what?
Travis: wot
Charlie: wha
Noah: what?
Pokay: WHAT
Josh: what did I join?
Connor: I forgot that Schlatt said he was going to hang out with Wilbur today.
3:25 pm

Schlatt sighed moving on from the group chat now that most of the serious stuff was done. He clicked Carson's name first, seeing as his'll probably be the most foolish.

Carson

Carson: Hey Schlatt
Carson: Schlatt
Carson: dude why aren't you responding
2:54 pm

Carson: so how is the make out sesh going ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Carson: I didn't know you liked COCK AND BALLS Schlatt
Carson: also I want to buy a Schlatt coin.
5:30 pm

Schlatt rolled his eyes moving on to Connor, already tired of reading the messages. 'I'm sure Connor has something not as stupid to say.' Schlatt thinks to himself.

Connor

Connor: Hey uh.. I might have told everyone about Schlattcoin, by accident of course..
Connor: also I may or may not have told them ur gonna hang out with Wilbur today.
Connor: I'm sorry and I know they're all gonna make fun of you but they're just being idiots like always.
Connor: also I've seen the way you space out when you're with him Schlatt-

"OK that's enough." Schlatt says aloud to himself. 'I don't look at him that strangely do I?' He thinks to himself. 'They're being ridiculous.' He confirms. "Yea. We're just guys being dudes." Schlatt raises his voice, reassuring himself.. 'but why does it feel so wrong to think that?' A small thought at the back of his head questions.

A/N: hey guys I've been sick lately so I haven't been able to start a new chapter so I made this real quick. I've already started on the next one so it should be out by tomorrow! Hope you guys understand and enjoy the chapters to come :)