The dirt fanfic The Val Neil

First show, record deal. America meets the crüe🤟🏽

🎵you know he has to get away.
(Merry-go-round around starts playing)
🎵to the merry-go-round and round🎵
🎵count the times🎵
🎵that he laid awake at night thinking...
🎵merry-go-round and round🎵
🎵merry-go-round and round🎵
🎵 Merry go round and round🎵
🎵 Merry go round and round🎵
🎵 Merry go round and round🎵
Tommy: Yeah that's gnarly dude!
Nikki puts up the devil horns
Val: me and my girlfriend spent like 500 bucks on these leather pants.
Val:  do you like them?
Tommy: Their cool dude!
Mick: you say everything's cool drummer.
Tommy: thanks man
Val: you Think anyone's going to be out there tonight
Nikki: I hope so I put a lot of flyers out there tonight
Val: all right
Val: we are the Motley Crue!
T-bone: fuck!
Nikki: come on
Man: you suck!
Man: get off the stage
Val: come on boys let's rock this hole!
Music starts playing and people starts booing.
Man: who's the chick singer?
Val: fuck you asshole!
Val tries to punch the guy and the man punches her.
Nikki: are you fucking kidding me?
Nikki: our first show it's gonna go down like this?
Tommy: fuck yeah it's gonna go down like this let's kick some fucking ass.
Tommy jumps in the crowd and start punching a Man in the face.
Nikki jumps in and hits someone with his bass.
Mick kicks a man in the face.
Bouncer: get the fuck out of here
Bouncer: chill out get up and get the fuck out go!
Man: fuck yeah Mötley Crüe!
Crowd: whooo!
🎵 don't you know know know🎵
🎵 it's a violation🎵
🎵I still saying saying🎵
🎵 such a perfect perfect night🎵
Val face is a a blonde girl's face singing. Val's girl pushes through the crowd.
🎵 no no no🎵
🎵Fight All temptation🎵
🎵Well, in a black hearted alley fight🎵
🎵 i'm screaming🎵
🎵Take me to the heights tonight
🎵 take me to the top
🎵Take me to the top
🎵Take me to the top
🎵Take me to the top
🎵Take me to the top
🎵Take me to the top
🎵Take me to the top

Later on
Nikki: And how we repeat that like, here
Mick: yeah, and then we do that fucking shit.
Man: Hey, I'm Tom Zutant. Electra records.
Bouncer: back of the line
Tom:Oh! No, no.
Tom: I'm serious. I just got promoted.
Tom: I haven't signed any bands yet, but..
Bouncer: Back of the line.
Tom: all right. Seriously, jeez, man.
Bouncer: ladies.
🎵But I hear you still saying
🎵Take me to the top
🎵Take me to the top
🎵Take me to the top
🎵Take me to the top
🎵Take me to the top
🎵Take me to the top
Shows Val fucking a girl in the bathroom
Girl: You bitch!
Val: Babe.
Girl: Fuck you! Piece of shit!
Val: Babe!
Girl: motherfucker!
Val: fuck! My pants! Babe!
Girl: fuck you!
Val: I fucking loved those pants.
Val walks out the dressing room , naked covering her chest and lower region.
🎵Take me to the top 🎶
🎶to the top and throw me off
🎶take me to the top
To the top and throw me off
Take me to the top
To the top and throw me off
Take me to the top
To the top and throw me off
Take me to the top
The crowd chants Crüe! Crüe!
Nikki: Don't hold out on me, man.
Tommy: she comes over, I look at her, I look at her , and I'm like..
"Do you wanna join".
She's like I got a boyfriend.
Tom: Hey Guys, I'm tom zutaut.
I work for elektra records
Tommy: nice to meet you, bro
Val: Hey man
Tom: I'd love the opportunity to talk with you.
If you have second.
Tommy starts to mock Tom's voice.
Tommy: wanna sit down?
Tommy puts a cigarette in his nose
Tom: that's really cool.
Tommy: Sit. Do it
Tom slides in the booth, next to Nikki and me.
Tom: listen, I've been seeing what you guys have been doing in La.
And I think , with my help. I think I could really do something for you...
Tom feels someone zipping down his pants. He quickly gets up.
Tom: what is...
Oh, my god.
Girl: No?
Not for you?
Tom: no thanks
Girl: you're sure?
Tom: No, thanks.
The girl goes back under the table.
The guys and me burst out laughing, even mick cracks a smile.
Tom: Anyway, let's go back to, you know what I was talking about. So what do you guys say?
Nikki: I don't If we can trust a dude who turns down a free blow job.
All the guys and me nod in agreement.
Val: Yeah.
Tommy: Yeah.
Shows Nikki, tommy and Val. Doing coke in the Mötley house. While a party is going on. A guy comes up to ask them for a bump. Nick pushes him out the way and sits on a chair.
Nikki : Elektra Records signed us to a five- album deal .
Nikki: Tommy, vacuum this mess up.
Tommy: Yes sir.
Tommy sniffed the coke up his nose, laughing .tommy: we got a fat cash advance, which means better drugs and better parties.
Everyone wanted to party with us.
I mean, diamond davefron Van Halen right there on our fucking couch!
A boy knocked Into a mirror, and it fell on David lee Roth.
Nikki: Whoa! What the fuck, whoa!
The guy get up off the ground.
David: chill out, asshole . It's cool.
Nikki: cool? That is David lee Roth . How about you show a little respect or get the fuck out?
Guy: make me, motherfucker.
The guy pushes Nikki . A man punches the guy and holds him down.
Doc: you fellas are gonna need a manager. Hey, Dave.
David: whats everyone looking at?
Everyone laughs.
Mick: this didn't actually happen. Doc never came to his filthy shithole. We met him at his Santa Monica civic center after a show. He also brought his partner, Doug Thaler. Doug's a good guy, and it's kinda shitty he got cut from the movie.
Doug disappears(😂)
Mick: but I think this is a good version as any. So... on with the goddamn show.
Tom: Oh, good. You met doc. He works with James brown, kiss, you name it.
Mick: fucking hate Kiss.
Doc: Well, I make them a shitload of money, and I take care of everything they need, which is what I'm gonna do for you.
Nikki: Oh, yeah? And how are you gonna do that?
Doc: Look, I know what I see up there.anyone can start a band. And crap out a song or two, but not many have the vision to go distance. And you guys need someone to guide you through the fucking wildernesses.
Nikki: and you're gonna be that someone?
Doc: you're goddamn right I am.
Everyone nods and we look at Nikki.
Nikki: All right. This was our fucking moment . We'd conquered the sunset strip, and I was time for America meet Mötley crüe.
Shows them outside of a stage getting ready for a show. Everyone excluding Val, was pacing around nervous.
Mick: we're gonna fucking die!
Tom: Boys, on behalf of Elektra Records, I just wanna wish you good luck tonight.
Tom: where's Val?
Doc: just saw her in the dressing room getting ready.
Tom: this is your first big show, and there's 18,000 people out there tonight, so...
Please don't fuck this up.
Nikki: Thanks, Tom. Nikki says sarcastically.
Tom: hey, let's go find Val. Come on.
Doc: fuck all that. You guys just do what you do.
Tom: have you seen my date? She's a brunette. She's wearing a leopard-skin bikini top.
You gotta find her 'cause she will kill me if she misses the show.
He walks down the hall to Val's dressing room, knocking on the door.
Tom: hey! Val, we got a shitload of babes out here waiting for you!
Inside the dressing room it shows Val fucking Tom's date .
Val let's out a groan. The girl gasps.
Val: coming!
Val is putting on her outfit for the show
Running up towards the guys, Nikki stops her
Nikki: you know fucking the guy's girlfriend from the company we just signed . We literally fuck that up man!
Val smirks at Nikki
Val: only if he finds out man!
Tom: I found out years later, and it hurt really bad. The bottom line is to never leave your girlfriend with Mötley crüe cause' the will fuck her.

nikki: come,on guys gather around. look where we are . we got a old man, kid drummer, a cover band singer and a fucking runaway. no one thought we could make it here, so fuck them.

win it all or lose it all. we are m
Man: a upcoming band from Los Angeles, it's Mötley crüe!
We start to play
Val: Title track from our up-coming album.
We call it " shout at the devil ".
Shout!
Shout!
Shout!
Shout!
Shout!
Shout! Shout at the devil
The crowd cheers putting up devil horns
🎵He's the wolf screaming lonely in the night
🎵he's the bloodstain on the stage🎵
🎵he's the year in your eye been tempted by his lie🎵
🎵he's a knife in your back he's a rage🎵
🎵he's the razor to the knife Oh, lonely is our lives🎵
Val points to Tom's date she just fucked in the dressing room.
🎵my head spinning round and round🎵
But in the seasons of wither
We'll stand and deliver
Be strong and laugh and
Shout
Shout
Shout
Shout at the devil
Shout
Shout
Shout
Shout at the devil
Shout
Shout
Shout
Shout