No one's POV
Nikki and Tommy's girlfriend are fucking on a couch.
Nikki: Oh, yeah.
Nikki:hold still
Nikki snorts coke off of Roxy's ass . Someone knocks on the door, showing its Doc. Roxy walks out.
Doc: Hey, Sixx. Tommy's looking for you. He wants to introduce you to his parents. I see you've already met his girlfriend.
Tommy POV
Tommy is showing his parents the set for their video "looks that kill".
T-bone: Check this out. Pyro coming out of those.
Mama Lee: Oh!
Tommy fake grunts, and picks up a fake rock, making it seem like it was heavy.
T-bone: fake rocks
Papa Lee: Pretty cool.
Tommy: Ooh, Ma, Dad. Meet the sixxter.
Nikki smiles at Tommy's mom. And she hugs him he hesitates at first, but then he hugs her back.
Mama Lee: so nice to meet you.
Papa lee: it's a pleasure.
Nikki shakes Tommy's dad's hand.
Doc: Hey, Nikki, we could fly your family out for the next LA gig.
Nikki: Yeah, that's a great idea, Doc.
Tommy: Oh, guys. I want you to meet somebody else. Babe, come here.
Nikki quickly hides behind his hair.
Roxy walks past him, to go to tommy.
Tommy: Mom, Dad. This is Roxie, my fiancée.
Tommy's mom: Nice to meet you
Tommy: we're getting married.
Tommy's dad: what's the rush, Tom? Marriage is a big decision.
Tommy: Exactly. You proposed to Mom the night that you guys met, and she didn't even speak English. That's love, dude. That's what I've always wanted and now that's what I've got.
Tommy's mom: so, how did you and Tommy meet?
Roxy: well, I was actually hanging out with other band, but then I met Tommy , and it was totally meant to be.
Tommy's mom: Oh, I know this word.Groupie, right? Is that what they call you? ( Mama Lee went hard 😂😂😂 I'm fucking weak.)
Tommy: Babe... Ma, that's not cool.
Tommy's mom: I don't understand you say this all the time, like it's the best thing in the world.
Tommy walks away
Shows the guys, in their Tour bus showing Tommy and Nikki talking while Roxy sits behind them.
Tommy: Hey, Sixx, I keep ...
I keep having this vision, right. Where my drum set, it rises up like this... and the whole thing starts spinning around.
And I playing drums upside down and... I should just draw it for you.
Hey,Rox, you got a pen? Give me a pen. But, like a cage or something.
Roxy: I don't know you're mom's a cunt.
( Bruh, right then and there I would of beat her groupie ass like period 😂)
Tommy: what? Why would you say that?
Roxy: Because she is. She's a cunt.
Tommy: Quit it. Give me the pen, all right?
Roxy: I don't even know why you told them. It's not like she has anything to do with us getting married.
Tommy: Baby, it's sweet, all right? It's tradition.
Roxy: which tradition the mandatory meeting of the cunt!
Tommy gets up and points his finger in her face .
Tommy: Don't call that again, you hear me?
Roxy stabs the pen in his back.
Roxy: Here's your pen!
Tommy: Ow! What the fuck is wrong with you?
Roxy: Fuck you and fuck your mother!
Tommy: That's it. This fucking bitch is out of here. Pull over! Get the fuck off my bus! Get the fuck out!
Tommy pushes her to the front. She stops and turns to him.
Roxy: you are such a spoiled little mama's boy 'cause you wanna crawl back inside her cunt!
Tommy punches Roxy in her lip.( you just got knocked the fuck out😂)
Nikki: Jesus Christ.
Tommy: I told you not to say that. Fuck!
Tommy quickly runs to the back of the bus.
Everyone is shocked at what happened.
Shows Roxy wide eyed, with a bloody lip.
Redondo Beach. December 8,1984.( shit's about to go down)
Val: Hello! Welcome. Drinks. One for you and you.
Val greets everyone, and gives them drinks.
Mick: Goddamn,
Mick winches and sits back down.
Tommy: you okay there, Mick?
Mick: Yeah. My back hurts from carrying this band all tour.
Tommy: Right. Don't you love this guy?
Nikki taps Mick and points to Val and her pregnant wife sharise.( okay, I know they are both girls so um. They went to a sperm donor so 😂 oh well . Well on with the goddamn show)
Nikki: Hey, are you in the band?
Mick: what the fuck do you think?
They all laugh.
Tom: Hey, Babe, this is grace. Have you met my wife, Sharise? Do you wanna have a threesome?( dude, I'm weak Pete Davison is funny as fuck 😂)
Nikki: Tom, what the fuck is wrong with you, man?
She's fucking pregnant, man that's fucked up. Nah, I'm fucking with you, man. Look at her. She's pregnant. Don't be a fucking dick,
Mick: don't be a fucking dick, Zutaut.
Tom: all right. I'm sorry.
Val: need to get some more booze, jeez! Be right back.
Sharise: Oh! Babe, feel. The baby's kicking. Do you feel it?
Sharise and Val kiss. Razzle comes down the stairs.
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The dirt fanfic The Val Neil
Non-FictionIt's the same story line as the dirt movie. But I'm changing Vince into a girl. Named Val Neil. So on with the goddamn show
