Quote sayings and other random stuff 2

Part 58

527. "You don't look depressed though"

Me: Oh yeah sorry, I forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

528. Wow you're smoking weed, you're sooooo cool. Please upload 394 more pictures to prove you're a stoner

529. Waking up: haha fuck

530. "On average there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you"

Me: Omg bless your souls I hope you're okay, I'm sorry

531. "Every kiss begins with 'k'" I whisper as I read the one letter reply from my crush

532. My patience with everyone is literally at 1%

533. Do you ever get excited to go to school for some reason, and then once you get to school you're like, why the fuck was I even excited?

534. Because everytime my phone buzzes, I hope it's you missing me. But it never is

535. I wish there was a necklace given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were a colder the further away you were, so you go on this journey when you're ready to find your other half so that you could be spared the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don't take dating as seriously as you do

536. "What are you being for halloween?"

Me: Single

Alone

Lonely

Ugly