Part 110

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1010. Vote if you're hungry

1011. It's colder than my soul out here

1012. If you judge me on my music taste there's a 102% chance I hate you

1013. Me: Breathe if you wanna date me

*Entire population of the world dies*

1014. FML doesn't mean 'Fuck My Life'

It means 'Fuck Me Luke'

1015. Sure, I don't get a 'healthy' amount of sleep like some people do but can they do this *Stands up* *Blacks out for a second*

1016. Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza

1017. Hugging someone taller than you is the best feeling ever because you feel protected

1018. I gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me

1019. Would you cry if I wasn't here anymore?

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