cumininhot: Omg guys there's a town in canada called dildo lol
sasoidiot: That's the stupidest name ever
dicedicebaby: What a lovely sounding town UwU
cumininhot: And a whale's penis is called a dork xD
pianoqueen: Why do we need to know this?
makiroll: hey, kaito? you're a dork.
spacejam: :0 Makirolllll :(:(:(
cosplayingblueberry: Lmao omg
makiroll: hey, tsumugi. you're lucky mirrors can't laugh. otherwise, your bathroom would be pretty loud when you're in there.
dicedicebaby: Wowie Maki's on a Makiroll!
makiroll: your jokes are so awful. i've heard a better joke from a dead moth.
dicedicebaby: Oh... my... god...
pianoqueen: :0 Me next! Me next!
makiroll: i would roast you but your existence is already doing a good job of that
cumininhot: How dare you roast my queen!
sasoidiot: Roast me and kork!
makiroll: rantaro, an avocado has a better chance of getting laid than you
sasoidiot: well damn
makiroll: kiyo, when i see your face the only thing i want to change is my walking direction
kichikunt: Well how rude
makiroll: ryoma, i bet your girlfriend is only with you out of pity
cat-astrophe: (゜ロ゜) le gasp
makiroll: kiibo? when your professor created you he tried to throw you in the trash but the trash threw you right back
k1b0: Maki?! You're robophobic too?! :0
makiroll: honestly i only feel bad for roasting you so far lol
makiroll: miu if i had a face like yours i'd sue my parents
makiroll: angie if atua had a return policy i'd send you right on back
praisebetoatua: OwO I like this Maki
makiroll: tenko you look like a human helicopter
makiroll: i can't roast a strawberry if it has seeds for a brain
sleepymage: Nyeh? :0
makiroll: kirumi, a snail can cook better than you
kirumi: Is this a request for me to get better at cooking?
makiroll: gonta (sorry my child) i read somewhere that people like the things they relate to. if that's the case then you must be a brainless insect who only knows how to invade a home only to be squished.
makiroll: shuichi, i saved you for last.
shumai: o no...
makiroll: may i, kokichi?
dicedicebaby: Let 'er rip!
makiroll: hmmm
makiroll: hmmmmmm
makiroll: hmm
shumai: what?...
makiroll: i'd roast you, but i have to translate it from english to dumbass
YOU ARE READING
A Stupid DRV3 Chatfic
Random{Swear and Mention of Sex Warning!} I'm bored and want to practice writing, so yay. No one is going to be in character, let's just say that. Also, there's a lot of shipping going on oof. ---------------- Danganronpa belongs to Spike Chunsoft :D ...
