eagle1: THOT PATROL, REPORT!!!
pianoqueen: wtf?
beentheredonethat: NO THOTS IN THE DINING AREA, SIR!
currentlydoingthat: NONE IN THE COURTYARD, SIR!
happenedonceinadream: NO THOTS IN THE GYM, SIR!
cosplayingblueberry: um wut
ifithadtobearobot: NONE IN THE CASINO, SIR!
eagle2: NO THOTS IN THE POOL AREA, SIR!
eagle1: THOT PATROL, ROLL OUT!!!!
beentheredonethat, eagle2 and 3 others are offline
cosplayingblueberry: Kokichi, what did you do?
eagle1: I became the Ultimate Supreme Leader of the Thot Patrol
praisebetoatua: But all women are queens smh (ノ_<。)
eagle1: If she breathes, she's a THOOOOTTTTTTTT imho
praisebetoatua: *intense pew-pew battle intensifies ( -_･) ︻デ═一 ▸*
eagle1: You wanna go, thot?
praisebetoatua: Square up, fookboy! (ง'̀-'́)ง
eagle1: Oh yeah, it's on >:D
cosplayingblueberry: Not all women are thots, but all thots are women
eagle1: Not all thots are women, but all women are thots
pianoqueen: I'm still extremely confused
eagle1: Oh, we started a thot patrol
pianoqueen: Who is we?
eagle1: I am addressed as Eagle 1.
eagle1: Rantaro = Been there, done that (half-true but let's keep that hush-hush).
eagle1: Shuichi = Currently doing that
eagle1: Korekiyo = It happened once in a dream
eagle1: Kiibo = If it had to be a robot
eagle1: Kaito = Eagle 2
makiroll: oh thank god
praisebetoatua: *Atua
cosplayingblueberry: Kiibo is a Thot Patroller?
pianoqueen: YOU FUCKED RANTARO?
eagle1: No wtf
eagle1: Stupid Love Hotel randomizes the key person. Got Rantaro instead of Shuichi. We just chilled and maybe cuddled, but it was completely platonic
pianoqueen: ARE YOU CHEATING?
cat-astrophe: he just explained it, moron
pianoqueen: I'M GONNA TELL SHUICHI YOU'RE CHEATING ON HIM
cat-astrophe: shuuuush
pianoqueen: pffftt hahaha Just Kidding! （＾ｖ＾）
cat-astrophe: omiatua
eagle1: Wanna join the Thot Patrol, Ryoma?
cat-astrophe: nah, it sounds incredibly boring
eagle1: Your loss :)
cat-astrophe: is it tho
eagle1 is offline
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A Stupid DRV3 Chatfic
Random{Swear and Mention of Sex Warning!} I'm bored and want to practice writing, so yay. No one is going to be in character, let's just say that. Also, there's a lot of shipping going on oof. ---------------- Danganronpa belongs to Spike Chunsoft :D ...
