A Stupid DRV3 Chatfic

Happy Hopemas

Christmas Within Hell

kaelf: How are preparations?

kaelf: It better all be symmetrical.

shuelfchi: Don't worry we're doing our best, Miss Head Elf

iruelf: You know Kaede. Our best is never enough.

rednoseliar: How's everything going, elves?

rantarelf: Good but I wish I could join you as a reindeer.

rednoseliar: Can you also wish that you could've not let Kiyo be the Yeti?

ryoelf: what play are we doing again?

rednoseliar: Die Hard.

gontelf: Really? :0

rednoseliar: No, Gonta. It's Rudolph

rednoseliar: It's such a good Christmas movie tho :(

tsumugelf: Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie

rednoseliar: Yes it is, shut up! :,(

makiclaus: Kaito should've never become Santa. it should've been gonta

kaitoclaus: I'm a wonderful Santa! You're just jealous!

makiclaus: Mrs. Claus is barely on stage. I'm not jealous at all. she's my soulrole.

rednoseliar: Wut

tsumugelf: Soulmate + Role = Soulrole!

shuelfchi: Of course you'd know that

rednoseliar: How are my fellow reindeer?

cupidgie: We are doing fabulously :3

blitzenko: Himiko is doing way better though! :D

vixemiko: I've been sleeping the whole day...

cupidgie: YAS HIMIKO!!!! :D

vixemiko: wtf did I do?

rednoseliar: You slept the whole day. Now you won't be tired :D

vixemiko: I do feel refreshed :)

vixemiko: Probably because of my magic

vixemiko: I call it "Coffee of Black Beans*

blitzenko: Can you cast it on me? :D

vixemiko: No, it's a curse and I don't want to hurt you :(

shuelfchi: what about the Secret Santa? Is everyone ready for it?

rednoseliar: Yep :3

iruelf: I better get a pleasurable gift >:0

rantarelf: What are we doing first?

kaelf: Play.

ryoelf: The Headmaster and his kids better like it.

robodeer: I hope so. Also, why do I have to be Kokichi's father? He's a sucky kid.

rednoseliar: Nishishi :P

robodeer: Ugh

kaelf: We're on in ten, people!

gontelf: Good luck, friends :D

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kaelf: Secret Santa time!