A Stupid DRV3 Chatfic

The Pregame Parable

kyokoiswaifu: Kokichi, are you a crime scene? Because I want to investigate you ;)

kingshorty: Seriously? Right in front of my salad?

chiakibestwaifu: I wanna do one!

chiakibestwaifu: Are you a game? Because I wanna play you (^_<)～☆

pianotwin: Are you a drum? Because I want to bang you ^.~

junkotrash: oo la la

pianotwin: You know who that's for?

junkotrash: god i hope it's me

kamakurasqueen: Are you a boat? Because I want to ride you ಠ‿↼

starvingxartist: Are you an easel? 'Cause I wanna paint you like one of my anime waifus (・ω<)

arealfairy: Are you a mage? Because you put me under your spell UwO

screwdegeneratesx: I did? :D

arealfairy: ༼✿◕ᗜ◕༽┌∩┐

screwdegeneratesx: :(

junkotrash: ayy shuichi, i gotta question

kyokoiswaifu: shoot

junkotrash: *pew pew* how did you 2 meet?

kingshorty: Us?

junkotrash: yee

kyokoiswaifu: Why did you ask?

kingshorty: I'm glad you asked Maki! What a story it is :)

kyokoiswaifu: I can't believe you've done this

junkotrash: fooooooook

kyokoiswaifu: Tell me where you live, Maki Harukawa :)

11037isalie: i'm quite curious as to how you two met of all people

kyokoiswaifu: We met at a video game store lol

kyokoiswaifu: You can go into more detail if ya want, Koko

kingshorty: Please don't call me that

kyokoiswaifu is offline

kingshorty: ;-;

kingshorty: Anyways... I want to be a writer so let me go into detail

junkotrash: oh no

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I had been wanting a new game for a while. My gaming group, D.I.C.E., wanted an RPG to play so I figured that the new game about making your own medieval-like kingdom would be cool. You could make guilds and stuff so it'd be perfect for D.I.C.E. So after waiting a week until I got my pay from the only good thing in my life (my wonderful waiter job I still love) and headed over to my local game shop. My grandparents weren't around. They went to see a movie for their 50 year anniversary or something like that.

Anyway, I greeted the man at the counter. He was one of two employees on for the night and I knew him well. I looked for the game and when I found it, disappointment overcame me. ¥7000. What the frick? I thought I got enough for it. I decided to ask the man about the game but when I walked over there was only a teen. He wore a black hat and had a bruise on his hand. The most memorable part was his golden eyes, piercing into my soul.

"What's up?" He asked, not looking up from his phone.

"I j-just have a q-question about t-this new game..." I had a stuttering problem. I put the box on the counter.