Le Mega Birthday Shitpost (part 1)

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Day 1 ~ Emo Hat Edgelord (9.7)

Kokichi

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Kokichi

kokichi: Happy Birthday, babu .3.

shuichi: Thanks, Kokichi :)

kokichi: What do you wanna do today?

shuichi: Definitely not a party.

kokichi: Why not? :(

shuichi: I don't like people sitting around me awkwardly singing happy birthday

shuichi: And you guys don't like singing it either so what the heck are we all doing?

kokichi: Fair point, but we can ignore that tradition!

shuichi: I don't want people to feel obligated to give me a gift -.-

kokichi: They don't HAVE to get you anything

shuichi: And what about the cake? I don't want Kirumi to waste her time on it

kokichi: We don't have to eat a cake...

shuichi: I don't want you guys to focus your energy towards a celebration of me living another year

kokichi: That's the point of birthday parties. It's for us to say "Yay! You're not dead yet! :D"

shuichi: But there's a "yet"

kokichi: You can't be a fucking pessimist on your birthday >:(

kokichi: You know what? I'm going to take you somewhere. Be ready in 5.

kokichi is offline

shuichi: What? D:

------Shuichi's PoV----

I was ready like Kokichi said, but why wasn't he here? Was I supposed to change into something fancy? All I got was my usual outfit and a set of black, fluffy pajamas with black bunny slippers (made by Tsumugi). I was pacing around my room in a panic when there was a knock. I slowly opened it, expecting Kokichi, but I was caught by surprise.

"Hello there birthday boy!" 

"Oh! Hi, Angie!" I waved. Why was she here?

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