Darwin: hello people today I am doing truth or dare with Dog Man and co!!
Petey: woooow so exciiited
Darwin: ya better be
Also Darwin: btw guys you can also comment a truth or dare for some people
Dog Man: woof woof
Lil Petey: WE NEED HIS TRANSLATOR
Darwin: oh yeh *puts translator on Dog Man*
Dog Man: oh no you can hear my words
Petey: yeah a big fat 'oh no'
Darwin: ANYWAY let's get to it
~first~
Sarah: Petey truth or dare
Petey: daaarree
Sarah: I dare you to wear a dress and stay like that for the rest of the game
Petey: nope bye *walks off*
Darwin: 80-HD!!
80-hd: *extends arms to grab Petey*
Also 80-hd: *places Petey down*
Petey: NoOoOoOoOo I pIcK tRuTh!!
Sarah: too late now get that dress on
Lil Petey: I wanna pick one!
Darwin: ok go ahead 😊😊
*later*
Lil Petey: I picked the frilly pink one!
Petey: NO GO CHOOSE THE BLACK ONE
Chief: that's a skirt the black one
Petey: whyyyyy you chose the WORST ONE!!
Lil Petey: you'll look pretty!
Darwin: 80-hd put it on him
80-hd: *puts frilly pink dress on Petey*
Also 80-hd: *places Petey on stand*
Petey: *blushes so deep he looks like a tomato*
Darwin: what's up Petey, you been eating to many tomatoes?
Petey: I swear if you make one more joke-
Dog Man: *takes a picture*
Petey: WHAT NO *leaps at Dog Man*
Dog Man: GET OFF I TOOK THE PICTURE
Petey: DELETE IT
Dog Man: CATCH DARWIN *yeets camera at him*
Darwin: *catches it*
Lil Petey: you look like a girl, papa!
Petey: OH COME ON WHO TOLD HIM TO SAY THAT
Darwin: nobody
Lil Petey: yeah
Petey: MY OWN SON BETRAYED ME
Darwin: so much emotion lol
~Second~
Petey: *still blushing* can I take the dress off yet?
Sarah: ha ha... no.
Petey: I will get my revenge...
Chief: Dog Man truth or dare
Dog Man: I'm gonna say truth
Chief: ok *sniggers* who do you have a crush on?
Dog Man: *blushes*
Darwin: ooh la la~
Lil Petey: he said he had a crush on p-
Dog Man: *covers his mouth*
Yolay: c'mon doggy, tell us
Dog Man: I er...
Darwin: give us a hint at least
Dog Man: SOMEONE WEARING PINK
Sarah: it's gotta be.. oh wait a minute-
Petey: YOUR ALL COLOURBLIND THIS DRESS IS PURPLE
Darwin: ha ha~ yeah right~
Chief: IT BETTER NOT BE SARAH
Dog Man: IT ISN'T
Everyone but Dog Man and Petey: *looks at Petey*
Petey: oh come on
Darwin: awww our boy is gay~
Dog Man: yeah it's Petey.. *blushes*
Petey: *blushes even harder than before*
Yolay: you didn't have to hide it, Dog Man.
Dog Man: but he probably doesn't like m-
Petey: UGH I LIKE YOU TOO
Everyone but Petey and Dog Man: ooh la la~
Darwin: aww those two gay bois
Also Darwin: anyway that is it yolo swaggers
YEET
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Truth or Dare | Dog Man
RandomWell. I decided that I like Dog Man more than Steven Universe (my thoughts might change) so here we go! Also my OC Darwin is gonna be hosting this~ Darwin Gender - Male Age - Early 30's Species- cat (like Petey but black; without stripes; no flat t...
