Well. I decided that I like Dog Man more than Steven Universe (my thoughts might change) so here we go!
Also my OC Darwin is gonna be hosting this~
Darwin
Gender - Male
Age - Early 30's
Species- cat (like Petey but black; without stripes; no flat t...
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Darwin: oh boi this is gonna be great Petey: why are they looking at me?!? Dog Man: Lol Yolay: My ears are sensitive to dad jokes and horrible puns!! Me: well tough lol (I guess I'm in this now, huh?) Li'l Petey: Papa does tell bad jokes all the time.. Petey: *blushing a bit* I do NOT! Darwin: well let's see if you know any of these *grabs a book that totally isn't me searching bad jokes online* Sarah: how can we keep an eye on everyone? Me: well, Petey and Dog Man are holding hands and... why doesn't everyone? Chief: ha ha no thanks- Sarah: *gives him a look* Chief: *nervous sweating* Everyone but Darwin: *putting hands on top of hands* Darwin: we all ready? Chief and Dog Man: *stacking hands fight* Yolay: AHEM. Chief and Dog Man: *immediately stops* Me: that's better. Darwin: okay.. let's get to it.. *opens google tab-I mean book page* Also Darwin: ok.. so.. 'the fan said 'Bad Jokes? I'm a Fan of That' Chief: pfft.. Petey: -_- Yolay: ok that was an obvious. Me: like c'mon. Darwin: ok.. next.. *scrolls down page* Also Darwin: 'Why is the base ball getting bigger and bigger? I thought. Then it hit me' Me: *laughs a bit* Sarah: I've heard that before. Dog Man: ok- that was a bit funnier then the last one.. Petey: I'm still not amused. Li'l Petey: that person must be dumb. Darwin: yeah, VERY dumb! Anyway.. next! *turns page* Also Darwin: '2 guys walk into a bar. The third on ducks' Petey: *trying not to laugh* Yolay: *laughing a bit* Chief: I wanna be the third one. Li'l Petey: I don't get it. Dog Man: me neither. Me: really?!? The jokes get better and better! Darwin: last one.. *scrolls down* Also Darwin: 'Don't interrupt anyone working on a puzzle. Chances are, you'll hear some crosswords.' Petey: —__— Me: I'm with you there Petey. Yolay: I think I need ear surgery. Dog Man: hello! Kids alert! Li'l Petey: well that doesn't make sense, because you interrupt them and they give you a puzzle? Sarah: oh thank god he doesn't know what it means. Darwin: one last one? Me: ugh fine make it good Darwin: *sees one* oh yes I will.. also 80-hd cover the kid's ears.. Petey: that wasn't aloud!! Darwin: yeah its not his age group. Dog Man: NO WHY Me: ok I'm a wrong person tell us it Darwin: ok.. 'It's Halloween and there are two guys. One of them is a vampire. "Hey" said the other "A vampire suits you" the vampire says "thanks?" Then the guys says "My brother said you are a good sucker"' Me: WHAT THE F- Petey: OK NOW JUST WAIT A SECOND HERE- Yolay: I don't get it. Dog Man: DARWIN!!! WHY?!? Li'l Petey: what- Chief: *sweating really hard* Dog Man: Yolay, good thing you don't get it.
Me: well! Darwin is in trouble now.. and this was very fun to write too. If you don't get the last joke then don't bother asking. It's wrong.
