Truth or Dare | Dog Man

Who would you kiss? (W/ The FLEAS)

Darwin: ok now we know about the two love birds let's get to it!
Li'l Petey: Yolay! Truth or dare?
Yolay: erm.... tr-dare..
Li'l Petey: I dare you to hug the FLEAS!
Darwin: WHAT NO!!
Petey: WAIT HERE?!?
Chief: OH NO!!
Dog Man: oh f-damn.
Li'l Petey: yeah here
Darwin: OH GOD!! 80-HD COVER ME!!
Petey: THEY CAN'T SEE ME LIKE THIS!! HIDE ME TOO!!
Sarah: why here?
Li'l Petey: my dare my decision. UwU.
Yolay: Ugh.. o..ok..

*time pass*

80-HD: *covers Petey*
Darwin: HUG THEM, THEN KICK THEM OUT!!
Piggy: oh ho ho!! >:)
Bub: oh no
Crunky: erm hi
Yolay: this was a dare... *hugs Crunky*
Crunky: oh finally a hug! *hugs back*
Piggy: WHY ARE YOU HUGGING HER?!? SHE'S OUR ENEMY!!
Bub: everyone is our enemy!! *gets hugged by Yolay*
Crunky: who's that behind the robot?
Dog Man: oh no
Sarah: THAT DOESN'T MATTER-
Li'l Petey: it's my pa-
Dog Man and Chief: *covers his mouth*
Piggy: go away girl, I don't want to get hugged!
Bub: you mean your papa? Is it Petey?
Crunky: why is he wearing a dress?
Yolay: JUST FREAKING HUG ME PIG *hugs Piggy*
Piggy: PETEY'S WEARING A DRESS? PFF- HEY!! GET OFF ME!! *kicks Yolay*
Yolay: OW!
Darwin: PIGGY, GET OUT. 😡
Piggy: I wanna see Petey!
Darwin: Then will you get out? 😡
Piggy: YES. 😡
Darwin: Petey, go on.
Petey: NO
Piggy: why is the little pussy wearing a dress? Does he want to be a princess?
Petey: NO
80-hd: *moves out the way so they can see Petey*
Petey: ARGH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
Piggy: HAW HAW!!
Also Piggy: HE'S WEARING A FRILLY DRESS!! HAW HAW HAW!!
Dog Man: *growls*
Darwin: Crunky, Bub. Please move him out.
Crunky: can we stay?
Darwin: please, NO.
Bub: Ugh fine let's go..
Crunky and Bub: *pulls out the laughing Piggy*
Also Crunky: bye!
Yolay: bye!!
Sarah: toodle loo!

*next*

Darwin: 80-hd, truth or dare? Put your left arm up for dare and right for truth.
80-hd: *puts right hand up*
Darwin: okay... erm...
Dog Man: I have an idea!
Darwin: what?
Dog Man: has he ever had a serious break-down?
Darwin: oh yeah. That.
80-hd: *shrugs*
Darwin: Hmm ok..

*next*

Sarah: Chief, truth or dare?
Chief: Hmm.. truth.
Sarah: would you kiss me if you had too?
Chief: well erm...
Darwin: aww that's sweet!
Li'l Petey: I bet you he would say yes!
Chief: well.. yes?
Everyone but Chief and Petey: awww!!
Petey: yeah. Aww.
Darwin: oh, stop being sarcastic. Your already in a dress.
Petey: as if I didn't notice.
Sarah: well, how about you HAVE to kiss me now?
Chief: ok then 😊😊 *kisses Sarah*
Everyone but Chief, Sarah and Petey: awww!
Petey: erm.. that's lovely.
Li'l Petey: I bet you want Dog Man to kiss you, right?
Petey: WHAT? NO!! *blushes*
Darwin: c'mon, just admit it!
Dog Man: I can if ya want me too
Petey: I DO NOT!!
Dog Man: Hmm ok suit yourself.

Darwin: ok yolo swaggers, I wanna say a big fat, GOODNIGHT.

But I'm not saying I'm going to bed. It's just night so you know-