Killing dem haters (wait.. what..)

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Darwin: oh crapMe: welp rip flippy and the tadpolesPetey: what now-Darwin: anyway we have a truth for everyone but Li'l PeteyLi'l Petey: awwMe: I see why it isn't for himSarah: do not say it's something wrong-Darwin: it's not

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Darwin: oh crap
Me: welp rip flippy and the tadpoles
Petey: what now-
Darwin: anyway we have a truth for everyone but Li'l Petey
Li'l Petey: aww
Me: I see why it isn't for him
Sarah: do not say it's something wrong-
Darwin: it's not.
Yolay: phew.
Me: anyway we need Flippy, the tadpoles and the fleas for this.. *running after Cluster*
Darwin: no not the fleas please-
Dog Man: what's the truth anyway
Darwin: we have to say if we would kill who we hate
Chief: Ok I hate Petey but I wouldn't KILL HIM-
Petey: thank god
Yolay: I probably would as he almost killed ME
Petey: that was called pushing you down the stairs! Not killing!
Sarah: I think she means when you kidnapped her in Dog Man and Cat Kid
Petey: oh yeah..
Me: *coming back with the tadpoles and Flippy and Molly floating next to me*
Li'l Petey: Hi Molly!
Molly: hi Li'l Petey!
Me: *lays down the other 21 tadpoles in a pool of water*
Also me: ok! I'll go get the fleas.. *runs off*
Darwin: anyway. I hate the fleas and probably would kill them.
Dog Man: I hate them too. But I probably wouldn't kill them.
Petey: I want to kill them and they want to kill me. Probably anyway.
Flippy: what the heck is going on here-
Molly: why are we talking about killing enemies
Chief: we're playing truth or dare and this was a truth
Flippy: oh. I don't really hate anyone.
Molly: I hate my old mom. I defo wouldn't kill her tho.
Sarah: I hate Petey and I wouldn't kill him.
Yolay: I would.
Petey: heeey!!
Chief: I hate Dr. Scum and probably would kill him.
Yolay: who's that-
Dog Man: same to be honest.
Flippy: Oh! I hate that robo-cat. But I used to want to kill him but I don't anymore.
Petey: oh thank god
Li'l Petey: that was me-
Flippy: wait.. REALLY?!?
Petey: yeah but I took his spot
Dog Man: wait what-
Flippy: oh! L.P. I'm sorry 😔
Li'l Petey: It's fine :)
Sarah: Li'l Petey isn't supposed to be part of this!

*later*

Me: *comes back on a robo-brontosaurus with the fleas* I'M BACK
Darwin: what have you been up to-
Me: stuff lol *jumps off*
Piggy: Where d'ya think YOUR going?
Me: anyway! Who do you hate and would you kill them?
Piggy: well I hate Petey and yes I would kill him
Petey: ok that's like 6 people who want to kill me
Dog Man: correction- 4.
Petey: well close enough.
Piggy: I also hate Crunky and Bub but wouldn't kill them..
Crunky and Bub: we don't hate anyone.
Petey: finally! Someone who's cool with me!
Crunky: well we dislike Petey.
Petey: oh sh-
Yolay: *covers Li'l Petey's ears*
Bub: we wouldn't kill him though.
Petey: ok. Cool. I guess.
Tadpoles: *all at once* we don't like our mom!!
Darwin: would you kill her?
Tadpoles: *at different times* no!
Some tadpoles: maybe
Darwin: oh fair fairy
Petey: oh shut up
Me: oh stop arguing

Also me: anyway that's it this was quite long lol. I guess this has turned into an ask and dare thing? Lol. More like a truth or dare thing. Also can someone do a 'Lol' count for all the characters? I wanna see that. L-mao.

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