Well. I decided that I like Dog Man more than Steven Universe (my thoughts might change) so here we go!
Also my OC Darwin is gonna be hosting this~
Darwin
Gender - Male
Age - Early 30's
Species- cat (like Petey but black; without stripes; no flat t...
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Darwin: ok well I'm dead and I might die again Sarah: why Darwin: because we have to eat expired noodles with oatmeal cookies Dog Man: DISGUSTING Darwin: I KNOW Li'l Petey: Papa too? Darwin: erm.. no.. Petey: ha ha yes! Darwin: YOUR STILL IN THE NAUGHTY CORNER Petey: >:( Darwin: ha ha Also Darwin: anyway... let's get those noodles and cookies out of Lynoley's (me) drawer..
*Darwin goes to reality*
Me: what the fuck are you doing here Darwin: I'm looking for you noodles and oatmeal cookies you never ate Me: oh yeah I forgot about them Also me: why Darwin: we all have to eat some it's a dare Me: oh. Not Petey he's in the naughty corner Darwin: I know Me: ok *does ok sign* Darwin: *grabs noodles* Also Darwin: this is gonna be disgusting...
*back in the Dog Man world*
Darwin: I am ze back Yolay: STOP BEING FRENCH Me: *thinking: If Duolingo was here he'd be triggered* Darwin: ok sorry anyway here are the noodles and cookies *pours them into a bowl and sets cookies by the side* Li'l Petey: that doesn't look too bad Dog Man: *sniffs it* BUT IT SMELLS DISGUSTING Chief: if I die then I say Dog Man is the new chief Sarah: what if Dog Man dies? Chief: then Milly is the new chief Yolay: what is Milly d- Darwin: can we please change the subject?!? Dog Man: yes talking about us dying is a lovely subject but we need to still change it Li'l Petey: will 80-hd be able to have some? Darwin: Well, If he cant, then I'll fill up his engine with the noodles and cookies Chief: If you survive that is Sarah: please STOP talking about death Yolay: it would be appreciated.
*after arguing*
Darwin: OK- who's taking the first bite? Chief: *points at Dog Man* Dog Man: *points at Chief* Sarah: *points at 80-hd* 80-hd: *points at Sarah* Yolay: *points at Li'l Petey* Li'l Petey: *points at Yolay* Darwin: -_- Also Darwin: I'll spin the wheel and whomever name it lands on will take the first bite.. Also also Darwin: *spins the wheel*
It lands on..
Yolay. (I actually did this in real life and it landed on Yolay lol)
Yolay: oh sh- 80-hd: *covers Li'l Petey's ears* Darwin: ok Yolay have a bite Yolay: ugh.. *gets a long strip of noodle and a bit of the cookie* Also Yolay: *almost puts it back* Darwin: that's your bite! Yolay: ugh.. *nibbles at it* Darwin: a bit more.. Yolay: if I eat it quick it'll be over sooner.. *gobbles the whole thing down* Sarah: yeah go on! Chief: woohoo! Dog Man: that's it! Yolay: actually that wasn't so bad Darwin: ok next- *spins wheel*
It lands on..
Darwin. (Again, irl i spun it and it landed on Darwin)
Darwin: why the frick did I put my name on there- Dog Man: gobble gobble time Darwin: well if Yolay says it isn't bad.. Sarah: but she's a human Darwin: OK WHO CARES IF I THROW UP Li'l Petey: me Darwin: apart from you- *eats noodle and cookie* Also Darwin: *almost immediately spits it out* Dog Man: weakling Darwin: say that again when it's your turn! Also Darwin: *spins wheel*
It lands on..
Chief.
Chief: *slowly steps away* Darwin: and where do you think your going? Chief: eRmM.. mY dInNeR iS rEaDy! Darwin: THIS IS YOUR DINNER Chief: what ya trying to do, poison me?! Darwin: yes! Now put it in your gob already! Chief: ugh.. *picks up a strip of noodle and bit of cookie* Also Chief: *slowly munches it up* Darwin: now it's reaction time.. Chief: *swallows it* that actually isn't bad. Yolay: I told ya!
*it went on until everyone had a go, except Petey because he was in the naughty corner*
*Dog Man spat it all out, Li'l Petey ate it with no worries, Sarah ate it but Darwin had to nag her a lot and 80-hd shoved it all in his engine meaning he will break down soon*
