Truth or Dare | Dog Man

Wetting the bed (W/ Flat Petey)

Darwin: hey people I am ze back
Yolay: and your French?
Darwin: I AM AMERICAN
Yolay: ok, sto solo controllando! (Italian for: ok, just checking!)
Me: I used google translate so please do not kill me if it is wrong :(
Darwin: BUILD A WA- ok I'll stop. Anyway, let's start!

*first*

Petey: Darwin truth or dare
Darwin: I know what you will dare me so truth
Petey: fu-frick.
Dog Man: OI DON'T CUSS!!
Petey: -_-
Also Petey: anyway, have you ever wet your bed?
Darwin: oh you had to ask >:(
Sarah: I bet he has xD
Darwin: fine.. once.. when I was four. I wasn't bothered to use the loo and my penis started to make way
Chief: that was a lovely explanation thank you for telling us
Darwin: your very welcome
Li'l Petey: what's it like to pee your pants?
Petey: ha ha you probably don't want to know
Darwin: why? Have you done it before?
Petey: er I mean-
Dog Man: haw haw!!

*next*

Chief: Dog Man truth or dare
Dog Man: ok I'm going dare this time
Chief: I dare you to play with the skeleton that Flat Petey brought to life
Petey: wait who's Flat Petey-
Darwin: WHY?!?
Chief: not Flat Petey, just the Dino.
Sarah: wait what about Flippy?
Chief and Darwin: oh no not him
Dog Man: I thought he died
Sarah: me too
Petey: wHo ThE hEcK iS fLaT pEtEy?!?
Li'l Petey: was this before I was born?
Sarah: yes
Chief: you know that paper version of you that you created? To get out of jail?
Petey: erm.. ye-e-e-s..
Dog Man: he came to life
Petey: oh god was that the day the town fell in love with me
Darwin: lol I would totally relive that
Petey: I would NOT!
Also Petey: I was so gay then, and they wanted to kiss me, and marry me, and have SE-
Dog Man: *covers his mouth* DON'T CUSS AGAIN
Petey: SORRY
Darwin: anyway go ahead

*later*

*The skeleton dinosaur and Flat Petey come in*
Flat Petey: WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT?!?
Darwin: YOUR ALIVE?!? I THOUGHT THE SCISSORS CUT YOU?!?
Flat Petey: well thanks for the empathy
Darwin: your welcome. >:( hmph.
Petey: OH NO
Flat Petey: why is he wearing a dress
Dog Man: *goes off and plays with the dino like he did before*
Dog Man: Who's a good boy? Are you a good boy? Are you? Hmm?
Sarah: I've seen a person say that to a dog but I've never seen a dog say that to a well.. skeleton dinosaur.
Flat Petey: WHY ARE YA WEARING A FRILLY PINK DRESS?!? YOU'RE A VILLAIN!!
Petey: iT wAs A dArE!!
Flat Petey: wHy aRe YoU pLaYiNg tRuTh oR dArE?
Darwin: bEcAuSe We CaN!! >:(
Dog Man: ok I'm done you can leave FP.
Flat Petey: mE? oH oK! *leaves*
Petey: ok thank god he's gone
Darwin: I know right