Hastag Twinning

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Me: yes hello it is meAlso me: anyway Petey this dare is gonna make you smilePetey: whyDarwin: I THOUGHT I WAS HOSTING THIS?!?Me: you are but the dare is for youDarwin: nothing to do with any of my enemies, ok?Me: yes

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Me: yes hello it is me
Also me: anyway Petey this dare is gonna make you smile
Petey: why
Darwin: I THOUGHT I WAS HOSTING THIS?!?
Me: you are but the dare is for you
Darwin: nothing to do with any of my enemies, ok?
Me: yes.
Also me: anyway the dare is for you to wear the same dress as Petey..
Darwin: NO!
Petey: YES!
Me: ..for the rest of the GAME.
Darwin: ....
Petey: *running off in distance* WOOHOO!!
Darwin: whyyy
Me: 80-HD!
Darwin: NO!

*later*

Chief: Petey running around shouting "WOOHOO" is weird enough but in a dress..?
Petey: YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT!!
80-hd: *walking towards me and Darwin*
Sarah: where's he going?
Dog Man: beats me!
Petey: to put the SAME dress on Darwin as on me!!
Lil Petey: He'll look pretty too!
Petey: I know >:)
Darwin: *screaming in distance*
Me: *yelling after him*
Dog Man: lol

*later*

Darwin: why world why
Petey: QUICK TAKE A PICTURE
Darwin: NO
Dog Man: *takes a picture*
Darwin: NO I DARE YOU TO DELETE IT
Dog Man: ha ha.. no
Petey: *laughs really loudly*
Chief: *joins in*
Sarah, Lil Petey and Yolay: .....
Darwin: ok dress off
Me: oh no you don't
Also me: the dare was for the REST OF THE GAME!!
Darwin: I was wishing you forgot that
Petey: and god didn't answer
Darwin: *uses finger for a tear rolling down his cheek*
Petey: I have three words for you..
Darwin: WHAT
Petey: Haw..
Darwin: NOT FLAT PETEY
Petey: ..Haw..
Also Petey: ..HAW!
Dog Man: ok guys get ready for a cat fight
Petey and Darwin: MEOW
Sarah: ok erm let's carry on without them..
Me: Lol I'm off *magically disappears*

*next*

Dog Man: Sarah truth or dare
Sarah: Hmm.. dare
Dog Man: I dare you to tell everyone FAKE NEWS
Sarah: I'll get fired!
Chief: If they fire you I'll arrest them
Lil Petey: for what cause?
Chief: ... abuse.
Dog Man: cool
Lil Petey: how will they get through court?
Chief: ...
Sarah: ...
Chief: I..I'll think of something.
Dog Man: anyway it's time!!
Petey and Darwin: *walking back wrapped in bandages* what did we miss?
Yolay: ooh.. 😬
Dog Man: S..Sarah's doing fake news..
Chief: ok I'm recording!
Sarah: but I thought the news people had to do it-
Dog Man: JUST DO IT
Sarah: erm.. this is Sarah Hatoff with a.. is it live?
Chief: what do you think?
Sarah: erm.. l..live news report
Dog Man and Chief: *slaps themselves*
Sarah: and today's weather is gonna be snow!
All day long! *smiles*
*outside is really sunny and there is no clouds*
Chief: ok.. done!
Dog Man: how we gonna put it on TV?
Me: *is somehow back* I'm writing this so I'll put it on TV
Also me: *with the power of her iPad she writes the fact that Sarah's news report was on TV*
TV: now is a weather report form Sarah Hatoff!
Everyone: *sniggers*
Me: oh I better be going my tea is ready.. by! *magically disappears again*
TV: *plays what happened here*
Sarah: I'm done for.
Me: *in rl* *writes it so Sarah doesn't get fired*
Also me: boom. Thank me later.
Sarah: ok.

*later*

Sarah: thanks!
Me: *whilst eating cheese burgers* *slaps self*
Also me: anyway ppl Darwin is in hospital (along with Petey) so I will be ending this!

Bye bye!

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