Darwin: Ok ppl we are doing this now!!
*first*
Sarah: Yolay truth or dare
Yolay: I choose dare.. but if you dare me to hug a bad guy I'm gonna flip my biscuits-
Lil Petey: what does that mean
Dog Man: she'll go mental
Sarah: ok guys I won't don't worry!
Also Sarah: I dare you to get in a box..
Darwin: welp
Yolay: that's better than hugging a pig.. I guess..
Sarah: and get pushed down the staircase.
Yolay: oh great
Petey: DIBSY PUSHING
Darwin: ok then
*later*
Yolay: *gets in Amazon box*
Chief: that box is gonna start singing soon-
Darwin: not that advert please
Lil Petey: oh no
Sarah: ugh it's so annoying
Yolay: ok.. I'm ready.. *clutches head*
Petey: *pushes Yolay down* YEET!
Yolay: *crashes through wall*
Dog Man: erm.. whoops.
Chief: *in background* that's a lot of damage! (I hope you know that meme)
Me: *magically appears* Hey peo- WHAT THE FU-
Lil Petey: do not finish that sentence
Dog Man: he knows..
Darwin: *runs off*
Me: what caused this then? A wrecking ball?
Yolay: *comes out of box* What happened?
Me: DARWIN YOU LITTLE-
Darwin: I DiDn'T dArE iT!
Me: 80-HD GO GET HIM
80-hd: *runs of in distance*
Me: who pushed her down?
Petey: *swear drop falls down side of head*
Me: I will just check back..
Also me: *disappears like a magician*
Petey: *runs away*
Sarah: someone's in trouble.
Me: right I'm back
Also me: and PETEY YOUR DEAD- *runs after him as I for some reason know where he went*
80-hd: *comes back with Darwin in his hands*
Darwin: phew she's gone
Yolay: *clumsily gets out of box*
Dog Man: let's just continue shall we-
*next*
Petey: *magically appears next to Dog Man* welp.
Darwin: YIKES where'd you come from?!?
Me: OK I HAVE A DARE FOR YOU PETEY
Petey: it's gonna be like 'let me spank you' or something
Me: that's actually a good one- BUT NOPE!
Also me: I dare you to stay in the naughty corner wearing a dunce cap for 2 more rounds
Petey: oh no
Sarah: we don't have a naughty corner-
Naughty corner: *magically appears*
Me: ta da.
Also me: *writes it so Petey wears a dunce cap and goes into the corner*
*all that magically happens*
Petey: *blushes*
Dog Man: yikes
Darwin: ya missing him already?~
Dog Man: ha ha no
Me: now stay there or no cat nip for the rest of the year
Petey: there's only a month left though-
Me: FINE! FOR THE REST OF 2020!!
Petey: YES MA'M!!
Me: ok bye now behave lol
Also me: *disappears as a cloud of dust forms*
Darwin: ha ha lol
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Truth or Dare | Dog Man
RandomWell. I decided that I like Dog Man more than Steven Universe (my thoughts might change) so here we go! Also my OC Darwin is gonna be hosting this~ Darwin Gender - Male Age - Early 30's Species- cat (like Petey but black; without stripes; no flat t...
