Polnareff x cop reader *kevin hart voice* iss about to go down
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The crusaders were pursuing their difficult trip, driving on a bumpy mountain road with seemingly no obstacles or enemy stands to throw a wrench in their works. Overall the drive was safe, except for the fact that today, Polnareff was the driver to everyone's dismay.
Joseph was sitting in the passenger's seat next to Polnareff and Kakyoin, Abdol and Jotaro were in the back, all suffering his poor driving skills and the violent jerking of the car.
"Polnareff, slow down! You're gonna get us killed!" yelled Joseph.
"Why are you even driving like that, have you even seen the road?" Abdol added, scolding.
"Shut up! I know what I'm doing!"
As he said that and as if on cue, the boys heard a police siren going off and the fair haired man saw the red and blue headlights behind him through the rearview mirror.
"Et merde..." he cursed in his mother tongue as he pulled over and stopped.
"See? Now the police are there, you're so irresponsible sometimes!" Joseph puffed annoyed at the unnecessary commotion.
"Come on give me a break." He then heard a frantic knock on the window and started rolling it down.
"Yeah yeah, I fucking heard yo- ooh Hi~" He started frustrated but his entire tone shifted as the opened window revealed the figure of a beautiful H/C haired lady in front of him.
"Hello gentlemen." you glanced at the passengers as they greeted you back before looking back at the driver. "Sir, I assume you know why I pulled you over?"
You spoke clear and professional, but to Polnareff, your voice was extremely sexy and his blood was boiling by the second.
"No, but please do tell me~" He said seductively before being nudged by Joseph who clearly didn't want trouble with the police now of all times.
You sighed and leaned your forearm over the top of the window frame, a simple gesture that sparked his insides, as he now had a towering view of your enticing curves.
Were they allowed to hire such sexy women in the police force?
"Speeding, sir. This road is 50km/h, you are 40km/h over the limit. You do know what that means, right?"
Joseph was almost fuming and Abdol face palmed. Kakyoin wanted to say something, to maybe defuse the situation, but decided it was best to stay silent for now.
Polnareff gulped and tried to smooth talk you out of trouble.
"Listen lady, you see, me and my buddies over here, we're not from the area, we're having a hard time with our trip and stuff..." he trailed off and your patience was running low as you sighed again.
You were used to the same excuses all the time. If it were just you, you would let them go with a little bit of lecturing on safety driving. But you had to do your job and 40km/h was an excessive fault.
"Turn off the engine." He obeyed, almost frantically. "Driver's license and registration, please."
Polnareff complied again. He didn't want his mind racing with dirty thoughts of you, but he couldn't help it. Your demanding tone turned him on badly and the man could never resist a beautiful woman in uniform.
You checked his papers and fortunately for him everything was correct and in good order. Polnareff looked calm, but he was sweating bullets and Joseph was waiting impatiently, judging his friend silently.
Your silky voice startled them. "In normal circumstances, I would have held you in custody, but..."
You then glanced at the two teenagers in the back who were silent the whole time. The brunet wearing a tired face and the red head almost begging you with his purple eyes.
"I'm in a good mood, so for now you'll just get away with a fine. Don't expect this to happen again, understood?" You leaned your body to the car door on your side as you were filling the ticket.
"Ooh thank you so much, miss, you're too good..." He then leaned in close to you. "Sooo... Since you're in a good mood how about you get me in a good mood, if you know what I'm saying~"
You leaned back from the car biting your lip, put the ticket bundle, your pen and his documents in your back pocket and ordered.
"Out of the car, hands on your head. Now."
The boys all huffed in unison as Polnareff flinched and slowly got out of the car, defeated. It was a cacophony of frustrated grunts.
"OH COME ON!!!"
"What?? No, wait!"
"Yare yare daze..."
"I can't believe that man."
The guy still managed to get into trouble even when you decided to be nice and let them go. They all were so mad that their friend somehow could not keep his big mouth shut even in a dire situation.
Polnareff got out of the car and closed the door shut. He stood tall in front of you and neither of you faltered. You both stared at each other's eyes for long seconds, unblinking, until he slowly raised his arms over the back of his head while turning around, surrendering to you, his gaze not leaving yours until he was fully turned around.
You swiftly put the tall man in an armlock and he was baffled by how strong you actually were for such a petite looking lady.
He also wondered how you could lock him in such a tight restraint while still being so delicate. You were a mystery to him and he loved every single bit of it.
Before he could think further you dragged him over to your own service car and he heard his blood pumping in his ears, feeling lightheaded just by you pushing him around. You then bent and pinned him over the car hood with a hand on his shoulder, getting ready to proceed to a search.
To be honest you weren't mad or offended at all. You just secretely wanted to mess with the french man who seemed to have made your heart jump.
You weren't even allowed to search him, you just felt like he wouldn't mind it though.
You giggled to yourself silently, making sure he didn't notice. In this industry, especially as a woman, you had to show no signs of weakness and be as strict as it gets.
But sometimes you were tired of the stone cold facade. Polnareff made you feel like a schoolgirl again, even if you couldn't really show it, obviously.
Even if you were used to perverts and guys hitting on you to not get any trouble, Polnareff seemed like an actual funny guy, not gross or scary. At this point if someone was scared of the other, it was more him of you.
His breathing sped up and his heart pounded in his chest. He was feeling many different emotions right now and barely knew what to do. He never felt this submissive in his entire life. His mind was all over the place.
Your hand firmly gripped on his wrists and your sweet perfume still dancing in the air enticed him even more. He got back from his trance when he felt your other hand no longer on his shoulder and heard the clanking of handcuffs.
"Aah- w-w-wait !! I'm sorry I was joking haha, please don't take me!" He pleaded.
You pressed your body further against his back and he swore he was going to explode any second. You basically had your front area pressing his crotch against the car, from the back. The whole situation was at the same time scary, thrilling and arousing to him.
"WAIT! Please officer, listen to me!" You turned your head to see Joseph hurrying towards you and you stopped, backing away slightly, losening your grip on the poor man in front of you.
Joseph came up to you and tried to talk you out of taking his friend to jail and profusely appologized for his behavior.
He used of his eloquence to explain to you that they were traveling with limited amount of time in their hands and were having hardships along the way.
You understood and let go of Polnareff while you listened to Joseph's story. You actually took a liking to the old man and you both nicely agreed on letting it go as long a Joseph was driving.
After finishing talking with the Joestar, he went back into the car, this time in the driver's seat as promised and Polnareff followed suit.
You tapped on the guy's shoulder, who was rubbing his strained wrists and as he turned around, you shoved the ticket and documents onto his chest playfully.
"Sorry about this, I got a bit rough on you while you didn't even have drugs or anything." you chuckled cutely which actually amazed him slightly.
"Drugs? Wait... Was the whole 'pinning me against the car' thing not in the process??"
"You said you wanted to be in a good mood, no?" You glanced down below his belt and smirked before walking back to your car and finally drove off.
He stayed there speechless until he was brought back to reality by Joseph honking, gesturing him to get his ass back in the car.
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Bonus:
"I can't believe we lost so much time because you couldn't shut up."
Polnareff stayed silent, for once. Finding his silence odd, Joseph glanced back at him slightly and did a double take as he noticed the bulge on his friend's pants.
"You're not fucking serious..."
"SHE WAS SMOKING HOT OKAY?? YOU CAN'T BLAME ME, DID YOU EVEN SEE WHAT SHE DID TO ME BACK THERE??"
"What's going on?" Kakyoin asked, leaning over from the back seat.
"Dude got a boner from that police girl." Jotaro deadpanned and Abdol couldn't help the snicker out of his mouth.
"Wow... I mean, yes she was beautiful but.. This is..." Kakyoin trailed off, judgement in his voice.
"SHUT UP ALREADY YOU BASTARDS!"
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Inspired by the times when I was a TSA agent lol shittiest job in the universe but made me realize that the uniform kink is a real thing.
