yaoi texts #2 (havent updated in a while sorry!!!)

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y'all!! i'm so story for not updating omfg i'm horrible at being consistent but today is a new group chat thingy i hope you like it! i'm just gon keep it simple and use real names lol
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[groupchat name: 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓶𝓸 𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓴]
Shu:
GUESS WHO GOT A NEW PHONE!!

Ayato:
fucking finally

laito:
lol you finally got the XR?

Shu:
YES!!! i finally fucking did

Ayato:
i got mine in red

Laito:
lol i got the 11

Ayato:
WE GET IT LAITO YOU HAVE A YEARLY UPGRADE PLAN

Laito:
lol at least you got a newer model unlike Reiji who still got a 6

Reiji:
Excuse me?! I think all the models are the same, it shouldn't matter!

Subaru:
it low key does

i got the black XR

Kou:
i got pink

Yuma:
lol i got white cuz when i went to get it it was sold out

Shu:
SAME!!! me and Yuma are twining 🤤

Azusa:
i... got... blue...

Ruki:
I got black.

Shin:
i got red lol

i'm wit blood

Kino:
lol i got the 11 in green

Ayato:
stfu i got the new AirPods

Shu:
Ayato you mad late everyone got dem

Ayato:
stfu

Laito:
this convo is boring let's talk bout sex

Shu:
lol yah.

shu sent an image

Shu:tell me you wouldn't fuck to this song

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Shu:
tell me you wouldn't fuck to this song

Yuma:
i have

Shu:
it was a good fuck too 🤤🤤

every time i listen to this song i get horny 😩

Ruki:
I'm not going to lie...

That is a very good song to have sex to...

Reiji:
...

Kou:
i did a dance to that song and i got horny real quick

Laito:
lol i could have sex with any song

OOOOOHHH I GOT TTTTEEEAAAA!!!!

Shu:
SPILL

Laito:
you won't believe who i saw having sex in the library

Ayato:
WHO

Laito:
Reiji

Shu:
OOOOOOOUUUUUUU

Ayato:
WHAT
THE
FUCK

Subaru:
HOLY SHIT

Laito:
BUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS CHAT STAYS IN THIS CHAT YOU CANT TELL HIM

Shu:
lol too late i can hear him screaming

Laito:
oh fuck he's in this chat...

Ayato:
you're dead

Shu:
press F to pay respects

Subaru:
F

Yuma:
F

Kou:
F

Shin:
F

Kino:
F

Shu:
Kino when tf did you get in the chat

Kino:
since forever

Laito:
rip me bruh i hear him upstairs calling me

Shu:
hide in the third floor

Laito:
tHatS wHeRe Im At BrUh Im So ScArEd

Shu:
oof

Reiji:
WHERE IS THIS WHORE?? 

Ayato:
third floor

Laito:
AYATO!!!

Kou:
OOF

Yuma:
lol RIP

Laito:
he's gonna eat my ass

Shu:
LMFAO THATS SO GAY

Yuma:
stfu you're more gay than Laito

Ayato:
and perverted

Ruki:
and more of a whore

Kou:
and a slut

Subaru:
and a stripper

Shu:
BRUH
THAT WAS ONE TIME
I ONLY DID IT ONCE
ONCE

Ruki:
you still did it

Laito:
and he fucked like three guys at the same time

Ayato:
now that's a lot of dick he had

Shu:
lol BYE

{Shu has left the chat}

{Yuma added Shu to the chat}

Shu:
lol i'm finna sext Yuma bye, good luck Laito

Laito:
lol i'm dead 😵
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lol i'm so sorry for not posting so here is a short post!!!! i hope you like it!! anyways, send me some yaoi requests!!!!!

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