calum:
q: why did you just leave michael all alone on the first day you met him?! like wow honey that is low, even for you.
a: well um i don't know, i wasn't thinking. it isn't even that big of a deal, michael didn't miss me. aND ALSO WHAT IS THAT LAST SENTENCE SUPPOSED TO MEAN
q: do you really love michael?
a: yes, i really do love michael.
q: why did you go party instead of staying with mikey?
a: i hadn't seen my friends from sydney in a long time.
q: will you ever soberly tell michael how you feel?
a: hopefully.
q: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
a: i dONT EVEN KNOW OK
q: I S2G IF YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MIKEY I WILL SHOVE A BENCH SO FAR DOWN YOUR ASŚ YOULL HAVE SPLINTERS FOR TWO YEARS
a: that wasn't a question but wow okay
q: what on eart were you thinking leaving mikey alone while you go get drunk and kiss people ugh CALUM GET YOUR SHIZ TOGETHER MAN IF YOU HURT MIKEY I HURT YOU
a: you all have very bad punctuation
q: what is your plan for life?
a: well i'm 19 now so after this summer i'm off to college and then i'll go from there. i'm planning on keeping michael in my life though.
q: on a scale of 1 to really fûcking bad, how back do you want to fûck mikey?
a: perverted, but really fûcking bad
q: do you feel sexually attracted by mikey or what?
a: yES I WANT TO PIN HIM AGAINST A WALL AND FÛCK HIM SO HARD HE CANT WALK THE NEXT DAy whoops
q: when are you and michael gonna to do the frickle frackle?
a: when we figure stuff out, and when he's ready.
q: do you love me?
a: yes, but i love michael more.
q: wHO TOPS??
a: obviously me.
michael:
q: are you in love with calum?
a: no, but i'm falling pretty hard man.
q: did you really loose your phone for 6 months or whatever excuse was you used?
a: yeah.
q: what did you really do when you "lost your phone"?
a: i lost my phone??? why does no one believe me?
q: who tops m8?
a: obviously me.
q: can i come to your crib?
a: i don't know, sure?? just don't steal anything.
q: how did your feelings towards calum change from when you first started talking?
a: well i thought he was annoying at first, then i liked him as a friend and now i have these weird stomach problems when he talks to me.
q: when are are you going to tell calum how you feel?
a: hopefully soon.
q: do you fûck calum or does calum fûck you?
a: i'd like to have calum fûck me to be honest.
q: can you ask calum on a date plz
a: not until he asks me on one.
q: plz fUCK CALUM
a: we've been over this, calum would fûck me.
luke:
q: where even is luke?
a: i'm right here you ašshole
q: what even is luke?
a: a fuckîng amazing person
q: why did you get calum to text michael?
a: i thought they would make good friends and i shipped malum before they started talking.
q: marreh mi.
a: i don't swing that way if ya know what i mean.
ashton:
q: why did you cheat on michael?
a: i needed a way to break up with him.
q: WHATS UP W/ YOU MAN?
a: my dîck.
q: are you malum af?
a: what?
q: are you daddy af?
a: fûck yeah, that turns me on so much.
q: you hoe.
a: okay then.
q: why you cheatin'?
a: we've been over this.
q: why are u an asshòle?
a: why are you a slût? ((a/n: you're not. slut shaming isn't fûcking okay either))
q: nigga no.
a: bîtch no.
violet((me)):
q: why are you so amazing at writing? x
a: wHAT i'm not omg.
q: what inspired you to write this story?
a: my friend krista((she's calum)) and her friend brandon((he's michael)) have a relationship like this, so it's loosely based off them. ((i'm luke btw)) and brandon actually lost his phone sO STOP BEING SUSPICIOUS OF MICHAEL.
q: YOUR NAME SLAYS
a: i hate my name but thank you.
q: ALSO WILL YOU MARRY ME?
a: yeah.
q: i love your name, adopt me?
a: thANKS ANd i'm too young for that.
q: is there gonna be a sequel?? plz say yes.
a: i don't know, i'm considering it. i just don't know what it would be about.
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okay so that's it:-) thank you for all your questions.
if you want a sequel then comment and maybe it'll happen;-)
((there's going to be a chapter up later. aLSO ASHTON IS AN AŚSHOLE))
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Fanfictioncalum: "i hate you" michael: "i know" sometimes short responses are enough cover by @xyoungvolcanox © 2014 violet (henmings) all rights reserved
