Idk, but just know I'm slightly deaf so some of these might sound stranger that they were XD
"Hello dolphin! You don't want to come here, trust me." -Cleo warning @dolphinlv123
"Be the Fish! Feel the Fish. Sniff the Fish..." -Zed; This seems to be @TBNRFish24 's favorite quote
"Watch the beautiful lights, listen to the jingle jangling of the bells." -I swear to god that Ren is the Jingler not @TheJingler but the one actually in hermitcraft.
"Welcome back to another episode here on the Jingled server. And welcome to Jingle Land." -Not you too Xisuma
"It's supposed to say Hermit Land, I dunno why it says Jingle land. The Jingler's back, whoever that is. Pssh who knows? If only I knew who it was *giggle*" -Tango......
"A twofer!" -Impulse
"This Tango guy just got a triple!" -Solidarity
"He 360 no-scoped me!" -Impulse
"My arm has been talkin' to me a lot." -TFC I think you're crazy
"I'm trying to follow Scar, but he keeps shopping!" -Skizzleman
"Is this another season where we're getting marriage counseling?" -Impulse
"Zloy, I think we need to have an intervention." -Silent
"I'm literally going to make a pair of duct tape today." -Zloy reading his chat
"Not my favorite position." -Doc, it's been taken out of context, but it's actually worse in context XD
"This is what being drunk feels like." -Pixlriffs
"A stack of deaths." -False's only quote. Srry Falsie
"We got a streaker!" -Biffa
"I'm also hoping that the warmth from my bottom is uh- is super enough to melt the ice also." -Worm Man who has yet to appear
"We do not endorse violence against turtles in this-" -Python
"DIE! DIE!" -Cleo's quote that is absolutely lovely
"Just gonna have one for the road." -Pixlriffs
"Falling in in this cave is the best thing I've ever did" -Zed
"Y'know if I hadn't been amazing." -Jevin
"He's getting more annoying by the second." -Pixlriffs calm your tits
"Let me have my moment." -Wels
"Zen catches Rendog off guard-" that's enough. You had one job Solidarity!
"I felt a push." -Impulse
"It's also birthing." -Tango
"It looks like you have some poop on your face mister." -Iskall
"Astro blaster time." -Scar
"Who knew slapping eachother could be so fun?" -X
"Ya stupid egg face idiot!" -Ren
"Xisuma, Xisuma. You always glow to me. You're so beautiful." -Iskall
"They're hideous! Wait they're me!" -de boi
"How did this stupid potato get in my inventory!?!" -Stress who is going to murder Grian
"Only orderly assassinations attempts here." -Joe
"See Hermitcraft Recap! You don't think that your jokes are just for you!" -Cleo
"I broke my left are in uh- I believe it was March of '97, I think? Yep. And uhhh It's still broken." -God damnit TFC go to a hospital.