There are a few quarantined conversations in here because they're absolutely hilarious out and in context.
"Hit me in the butt." -Iskall
"Hit me on the butt." -Ren
"You know I should make a video where it's like GUYS I MADE ROBLOX IN MINECRAFT and then it's just gonna be me reading roblox fan fiction, but I don't know what roblox is about, so it's just gonna be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fanfiction- like I started this sentence and I didn't know where I was going with it... but now i'm legitamently optimistic there might be something here-" -Joe watch what you say
"I just actually nuggeted my pants." -Tango
"Do the math." -Doc
"I was kinda hopin' you were a chick." Well loOK NO FARTHER SKIZZLEMAN I GOT SOMETHIN' FOR YOU!
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(This is the original drawing of Impette, the idea came frome Espressooooo and I theorizing about female Impulse doing Naked and Scared)
"Trying to make their way into your body." -Mumbo
"When I was 9 years old, my parents had a divorce!" -Doc, it scares me how casually he says it
"Can you tuck your bits in there?" -Tango
"Honestly Tango, I need you to hold me tightly right now." -Zed
"If- If we're spooning then uh-" -Impulse
"I'm the big spoon!" -Skizz
"I actually was a professional basketball player." -Doc
"The knights who derp!" -Wels
"I like to crack open a fresh ice cold Coca Cola." #NotSponsored #CokeNeedsToSponsorBdubs
"C'mon guys, I'm German." -Doc articulating my response when my friends look at me weird for making a communism joke.
"I have no life outside of Wifey." -same Wels same
"When life gives you lemons, then that... really shouldn't go in your lungs. Lemons are not a breathable thing, don't aerosolise lemons for inhalation purposes people!" -Joe
"I am not a morning person." -neither am I, Wels
"Oh crap, I fell in here." -Mumbo
"Hah hah Fuck." -Grian (so the hermittpad discord was curse hunting...)
"I might've misplaced my get away vehicle." -goddamnit Zloy! We'll get caught at this rate!
"I need the diorite so badly!" -Iskall why...?
"Damnit" -Mumbo
"My fucking house!" -Grian
"I was in a combat zone for two weeks." -Wels. I had a scary thought. What if Wels has shot and/or killed a person?
