If you get a little confused over some quotes with Welsfam just know Welsfam is awesome and hilarious and Wels's sister is Sister Wels and Wels's sister's boyfriend is called "Welsbro", "Future Brother-in-law", and "Sister's Future Husband"
"I may act like an idiot, but you have to remember that I am actually a professional in my real job, y'know? And, I am aware of y'know, dodgy power dynamics and also write fanfic, there's nothing wrong with writing fanfic because if you're writing fanfic about idealized relationships, you're less likely to put up with shit in actual relationships." -I would let Cleo step on me anyday
"A chocolate bar is not a meal! Did you just say a chocolate bar is a meal?" -Grian
~Quarantined~
"And Cub, you and I in our wrestling gear today, it's awesome." -Ren
"Yeah, we're in our underwear... team underpants." -Cub ruins the hermittpad discord server's emojis
~Conversation~
"And here we go eatin with our mouth full again." -Joe
"I'm producing a baby every five minutes" -Iskall gotta lotta childs
"Yes, but I would kinda of like to hear it for my um, for my fanfic." -Cleo
"My insides are not made out of nickels, they're made out of human amazingness" -Bdubs
"Just imagine, sitting and playing minecraft all day. Oh wait, I already do that" -Iskall
"Reality? *scoffs* Who needs it?" -Grian
"I had to make my own food, I feel so violated" - Etho
"Lord Gigashit?" -TFC
"Other than the airplane thing, I think we're all good" -Bdubs
"Oh yeah, got the twerk and the jump" -xB
"You thought you could beat me at my own game?" -Grian would make an awesome villain ngl
"Pigs, I will kill you later" -Bdubs
"It's so massive.. that's what she said." -Iskall
"I thought I was gonna be the ugliest on this crew" -Ren
"I felt like pepsi had just raped me" -Bdubs for god's sake
"Crikey" -Cleo
"You guys are now gonna love each other cause you're gonna sleep in the same bed!" -Beef
"We took a cup of pepsi and we put a worm in it and.. the next morning the worm was dead." -Bdubs, I- you MURDERER-
"You grease their palm, as they would sa- No! Stop it! That's not what that means." -xB ;)
"Yeaaaah! Shit pie!" -Cleo
"When exciting things happen I like to share them and this is not good exciting, this is pissin me off exciting." -Bdubs... oh lord..
"Is your brother hot?" -Beef
"Fuck you Damien! Fuck yooooouuu!" -Cleo
"Either way, I'm gonna burn it" -Bdubs is too violent for our Christian minecraft server :(
"HEY! *kills sheep* you've been alive too long!" -Tango
"Depending on how much adult juice we drink." -Wels drinkin that good grape juice
"That rust just adds flavor" -Bdubs
"*whispering* bitch.. biiitch..." -Cleo
~Quarantined~
