*nervous laughter*
"We're still playing minecraft bitches!" -Doc...
“POGGERS” -Iskall
“I was traumatized Impulse, see you in court” Xisuma no-
"Am I the good or evil twin? Yes." -Wels
"They will be punished and hung at the stake" -Bdubs
"The fuck is just happening here man?" -Doc
“Simple but good. That was my nickname in college” -Beef
"Ren Daddy Dog~" -Xisuma
“I got this problem- well I got a lot of problems” -Tango
"You need to go back to your little hut, you need to fart a little bit to smell it and then you're inspired!" -Iskall
"I'm going down" -Zed
“I feel violated! I’m getting poked left, right and centre!” -Ren
"Y'know 'cause....... poop" -Beef
"I am the city." -Iskall
"I feel like a newborn baby" -Zed
"They're spitting on me!" -Hypno
"I like my coffee how I like my soul: black as can be and bitter." -Wels
"[Bdubs] has been abducted by his french cousin who drives a FRICKIN TRUCK" -Iskall
"I killed 8 bats, every single one of them deserved it!" -xB
"Man boobs." -Doc
"I'll never be out of money with this booty." -Bdubs (the prostitute- *gets slapped*)
"Your butt is on the back of your head" -Xisuma
"I'm going spend my first dollars to get you to take your clothes off... and dance." -Bdubs has tabled the turns
"Slut? I'm not a SLUT! I get paid, son! That makes me a professional!" -xB, sweetheart, it's not a professional, it's a prostitute. Go learn from Bdu- *gets slapped*
"It's like me - cheap and sophisticated" -Zed (oh look another pros- *gets slapped*)
"I have known Xisuma for over a year... I have never heard him change his opinion, ever." -Iskall
"Buttkicking is rude" -Xiusma
"Ok, who put the toilet down?" -Bdubs
"I'm spooky ghost." -Wels
"How many of you people have to die?" -xB
“I’m gonna tell me grandmother that the next time she goes to bingo... ‘BINGO!!’ ‘gRAnDmOtHeR tHatS iLlEgAl!!’” - Iskall
"I might've turned into a crazy cat lady." -yes you have Hypno
"Who's gonna tell? No one! They're all dead.... I left no witnesses, it's ok." -Wels the mass murderer
“A creeper blew up my balls” -Mumbo
“I’m gonna deny you the overwhelming joy of watching strip mining” -but I wanted to see you strip while mining xB
"If anyone needs a ding dong, come to me" -YES! Thank you Zed! I want a ding dong!
"Are you having a drink- oh I think you're dead." -False
"All of the hermits can see that I am a top tier absolute god of the sever and everyone should bow down to me" -Mumbo for Mayor
"Can you please get off of me?" -No Wels
