Idk, but just know I'm slightly deaf so some of these might sound stranger that they were XD
"What's up Turd-Muncher? How ya doin Turd-Muncher? You chew any big greasy ones today? Yes you did I can tell cause there's a skid mark on your beak!" -the day I see TFC say turd-muncher in a fanfic (that isn't mine) is the day I will believe in god
"I think the Jingler is just more annoying than anything else at this point." -😥 is that what you think of me Grian?
"Ahhh. UFO trees" -Wels
"That's beautiful diorite." -Scar
"My OCD is getting the better of me." -Same Wels, same
"No iron titan buddy." -Iskall
"But I can build pretty things, that counts for something?" -Wels
"You have my comprehension." -Joe
"The children in the background." -Wels
"I hear sticks and stones can break enemy bones." -Joe
"I'm hopin' that at the top here there's just gonna be a like- some sorta epic choir just singing us on." -Python
"Hey 31 ancient coins, I can't wait to use them at my ancient Ford dealership!" -Joe
"Y u make me math?" -Y u make me English Wels?
"All of a sudden my heart just like sped up by 20 beats per minute" -Python
"I was puttin' my pants on" -Joe
"They know that we're badass, so yeah let's run." -Python
"It [Minecraft] doesn't have an antagonist, but to compensate for that it just lets you live with your own decisions." -Zloy
"I shall wait! And I shall drink some pepsi." -Python
"I joke, I joke. I kid, I kid." -Wels
"So our options for making the video interesting are tellin' embarrassing stories about our childhood, lookin' at the enderman" -Joe
"My bloodlust is starting to get the better of me." -Python
"Oh is this a baby horse? Oh, it's a rabbit." -Joe
"I don't think I want to know." -TFC, you really don't
"Your concerns have been heard." -Joe, no they haven't. I hate people irl
"Cubehamster tryin' to invisible our asses" -Ren
"Keralis got your nudes Anders, he's got you by the balls." -Doc
"You can ask your British father. If you have one." -Joe
"I'm in a really good mood now... killing.." -Doc you sound like me in science
"Ah, what a beautiful voice!" -Ren
"Hashtag Jingled... Hashtag Jangled, whatever." -TFC
"He's got your nudes!" -Ren
“When I see old ladies crossing the road, pfft, I just walk past them and don’t bother to help!” -Iskall
"He's got you by the balls bro." -Doc
"Speedy Pines is a golf course for sugar canes." -I love TFC's humor, it's just little things like this that make me happy
"I like talking about myself in third person, it's cool." -Cleo
"You screamin' turd muncher!" -TFC
"No, I'm rapidly skyrimming myself into submission." -Zloy
"Don't watch a raccoon put cotton candy in water, it'll make you too happy." -Joe AHHHHHHHHH! As Hapy, the Queen of Raccoons, this has made me very happy.
