If you want any specific chapters dedicated to certain quotes, please let me know because I'm happy to dig for any random shit. (It could be anything, just say a random word and I'll play a little word association)
“It’s called baby fight club, and we beat the crap out of babies.” -Beef nO
“I thought you were an idiot for a second!” -Etho
“An on demand trivia system..? That’s my wife!” -Pixl
"I'm good at faceplanting" -We knew that Impulse
"You're so dirty Etho" -Beef (ok then next Etho quote Etho is being dubbed as dirty)
"I've been cloning Joe for many many years." -Cleo
"Move yo' stinky ass truck outta my way!" -Ren
“Hey, Etho, did you steal my hoe?” -Beef
"We're gonna hide down here where we hide our bodies." -Joe
~Quarantined~
"'N you whip me! You whip me as well!" -Bdubs
"I'm tryna get you in line." -Scar
~Conversation~
“Ah! Man! My hoe! Where’s Etho’s mom?” -Beef
"People in France are going to think I'm drunk." -but you are Ren
“Time is an optional concept these days.” -Pixl
“I really want this, but it’s so big.. I can’t do it, I can’t do it.” -Dirty Etho
"I'm here, I'm yours, after hitting me and I will- I will no longer act up. I'm sorry." -Bdubs blink twice if you need help.
~Quarantined~
"It's so hot that I could wring my underpants out." -Zed
"Oh baby~ I love how you talk dirty" -Tango
~Conversation~
"Be a face-cam not a face-can't" -Joe
If you replace the g in Tango with an n you get Tanno and I just spent my last five minutes giggling about it.
"I love this man, he very fine man, very fine man!" -Bdubs (Bdoc stans are quivering to find out who he said this to)
“We are on the precipice of penetrating.” -Scar
"We're gettin puffed." -Tango
"Pee freely!" -Zed
“I think it’s just ridiculously big!” -Xisuma
"I wrote a fanfiction about that conversation once" -Cleo
"I've got a lot of pee in me." -Zed
"Get off my puffer!" -Tango
"What is bed? Bdubs don't click me, don't click me, no more." -Joe
“Yes, I do wear a bloody apron, but I love animals.” -Beef
"My mom always used to tell me 'Son one day you are going to be a dummy'" -Zed
"Ok, here’s the question, which Falsesymmetry are we simping for today?” - Zloy
"Boxy's not a meme, it's a way of life." -Joe
~Quarantined~
"The first few are going to be very slow because we're..." -Tango
"Idiots." -Zed
~Conversation~
"You deserve every beating you get." -Whoa Cleo, slow your role-