Always Together (Intruloceit)

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"uuhh, remus?? why Do we have eggs?"
"i ate them"
"but you can cook?"
"i didnt cook them"
Remus responded, looking at deceit as if he should know this
"i-  okay well where are the egg shells then?"
"i literally just told you"
"no yo-"
"i ate them"

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as Logan walked into the kitchen he felt something wet on the tile floor
as he looked down he noticed the milk that had somehow been spilt
"hey guys? why is the milk on th-
WHY IS THE KITCHEN ON FIRE?!"
Logan screamed, summoning a fire extinguisher immediately
"HE ATE THE FUCKING EGG CARTEN"
as Logan put out the fire he couldn't even care less about the eggs
"BUT WHY-"
as Logan tried to ask what the hell happened Remus cut him off while throwing a cup of water at Deceit
"IM NOT THE ONE WHO THREW THE MILK, I WAS TRYING TO HAVE BREAKFAST IN PEACE"
As the water hit Deceits clothes it only added to what Logan assumed to be milk
"OH YOU CAN SHOVE THE MILK UP YOUR ASS-"
"ONLY IF YOU WATCH ME DADDy-"
"HOW DO YOU EVEN SET A SINK ON FIRE"
Logan said as soon as the fire was out

as he snapped his fingers the kitchen went back to how it was before but with a star pattern on the counter
"you two are not ever touching anything in this kitchen again i swea-"
"Remus didnt eat all the eggs"
"i ate the carten as a whole after i cut it up with a knife actually-"
"what the ever loving fuc-"
with another snap the two had paper bags over they're heads that Logan had written timeout on
as he silently guided them to two separate corners and left them there he snapped the TV on and started a documentary on turtles
"you will both stay there untill i say so, understand?"
"but De-"
"Remus."
Logan said, flicking remus on the back of his neck
"okay daddy"
As Remus said this he was secretly smirking thinking that he had stumped Logan
"Shut up im watching turtles"
his plan had failed
but little did he know of the slight blush on Logans face as he ignored him

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"Looooggaaaaannn!!"
"what is it Remus"
"can i move yet? ive been standing here forevveerrr!"
"you do realise that your sitting and its only been ten minutes right?"
"Remus,,, just keep talking we originally only had to stay here for five minutes,, and then you told him to suck you dic-"
"fine you two can move"
as Logan gave the news that they where now 'free'
Remus excitedly bounced over to the couch and flopped doen next to Logan

not long after, Deceit sat (much more calmly then Remus) on the other side of Logan
"sooo, what are we watchingg?"
Remus asked as he leaned more into Logan
"um- well i was watching a documentary on turtles but it keeps showinh these people just yelling 'save the turtles' and throwing hydro flask at people-"
"i totally dont suggest we watch somthing more interesting"
Deceit said, also leaning more into Logan while staring at remus with what seemed to be a look of challenge
"o-okay ill just put on steven Universe an- Remus why are you on my lap?"
"i am claiming you"
"Pardon youu, but i was here first!"
"nuh-uh!"
"yuh-huh!"
"oh my god both of you just lay down and calm down so i can put this on!"

as Logan proceeded to put on Steven Universe Future Remus and Deceit both found some way or another to lie down on Logan

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the show had stopped playing a few hours ago, of course none of the sleeping sides would have known that
They had somehow managed to be laying in the position that Logan was on the bottom with Remus and deceit piled on top of him
not long after the TV started to display static and sound white noise, Deceit started to stir
"ughh, what the hell?"
As he started to get himself up he was pulled back down by three arms

Remus was holding onto his arm while Logans arms were wrapped around his waist
he chuckled softly as he reached his hands up
with one he took Logans glasses off of his face
and with the other he began to lightly run his fingers through his hair
which not much to deceits surprise was extremely soft
after a fee minutes of basically petting Logan, he noticed that his hair was still messily tied up in a barely held together bun

As deceit made the decision to untie his knotted hair
he brought together alot of concentration and with the snap of his fingers
it was no longer knotted and matted and was now neatly brushed through
"w-wow, we all really dont need to work on our power's sometime,, if roman, showed up,, we would be so, screwed"
deceit commented as he dosed of, still laying on Logans chest, glasses in hand
and the last thought in his mind before completely drifting off, was how he just wanted it to be like this, forever

hey m8s!
sorry that this took so long and even though its been awhile is still alot shorter than the usual chapters
if ya havent noticed i kinda have a bit of trouble writing fluff like this-
buuutt the next chapter should be out sooner than this one was
soo
i hope you enjoyed this chapter and stick around for more!!

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