𝚁𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝

bEcAuse tEa

Wifi Available 8:30 PM

Chat Name:
Starbucks Cult

b went online

B: Omg, it's been awhile since we talked here.

gaykeller went online

Gaykeller: wait-

gaykeller changed his name to 🏳️‍🌈

🏳️‍🌈: okay

🏳️‍🌈: omg it's been four months

jugjones went online
b changed jugjones's name to "juggiekins"
v went online
v changed jugjones's name to "NO"

B: i was joking, geez

V: Are you Betty, ARE YOU?!

NO: ahem, stfu Veronica

V removed NO from the chat

B: VERONICA

V removed B from the chat

🏳️‍🌈: Woah, TEA

🏳️‍🌈: THANK GOD ITS BEEN 4 MONTHS

🏳️‍🌈: @cherylbombshell @txnitxpaz

HBIC went online
txnitxpaz went online

HBIC: who's 🏳️‍🌈

🏳️‍🌈: ME uwu

HBIC: KEVIN WHY TF DID YOU WAKE CHONI UP

🏳️‍🌈: BECAUSE TEA

🏳️‍🌈: ITS BEEN 4 MONTHS

🏳️‍🌈: 2020 ALREADY HAS STARTED

🏳️‍🌈: WE MET THIS CRAZY GIRL THAT REMOVED AND RECOVERED VERONICA'S ACCOUNT

🏳️‍🌈: WE'RE GONNA GRADUATE

🏳️‍🌈: BUGHEAD ARE GONNA GET PREGNANT

V: okay i forgive bughead now

bettscooper and jugjones were added into the group

Bettscooper: YESSS DONT STOP

Bettscooper: shoot wrong send

Bettscooper deleted one message

🏳️‍🌈: I SAW THAT

🏳️‍🌈: WTF I'M TRAUMATIZED

HBIC: YOU TRAUMATIZE KEVIN HOW DARE YOU

V: woah

Bettscooper: woah

Jugjones: woah

🏳️‍🌈: *is crying*

V: wait

V: WHAT DID YOU SEE KEVIN

Bettscooper: KEVIN DONT SAY SHT

Jugjones: IF YOU DO, THERE WILL BE NO "BUGGIE" CONTENT

V: SAY IT OR ELSE

HBIC: guys you're pressuring Kev

HBIC: wtf this gc is still alive?

HBIC: no wonder Gaystein is using my phone

V: SAY IT

HBIC: say what

HBIC: COUSIN WTF

Jugjones: WAIT I THOUGHT

Bettscooper: you know what, me and Juggie are leaving again

🏳️‍🌈: WHAT NO

Bettscooper: IF YOU SAY ANYTHING, I WILL RIP YOUR FKIN FACE APART

archibald went online

Archibald: HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS, LINE UP

Archibald: THEY'RE TRYIN TO WASTE MY TIME

Jugjones: S

🏳️‍🌈: T

HBIC: F

Bettscooper: U

V: OKAY?!!!

Archibald: you guys never let me

Archibald: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

HBIC: ITS LET IT SHINE, NOT LET ME SHINE

Archibald: NO ITS 🥜

V: no its peanut?

Archibald: ITS NO ITS NUT

V: WAIT

V: ARE YOU WATCHING VICTORIOUS

Archibald: UMM YEAH ITS ONE NETFLICc

HBIC: since my cousin is here let me take her place.

HBIC: itsonenetflicc

Archiebald: yeah it's Netflix but flicc 👌

V removed Archibald from chat

V: okay anyways

V: where is bet

V made bettscooper admin
bettscooper removed v
bettscooper changed her name to "betty<3"

Betty<3: Anyways,

Betty<3: WE'RE NOT GETTING PREGNANT KEV

🏳️‍🌈: at least i got bughead content

Jugjones: only you ok? Okay

Betty<3: ....

Jugjones: Only you, okay? Okay.

Betty<3: ilysm, Juggie.

HBIC: IM CRYING

🏳️‍🌈: ME TOO

Betty<3: Anyways, i'm gonna add Veronica now so, get ready

betty<3 added queenv into the chat

QueenV: YOU BISHES

🏳️‍🌈: okay everyone go offline to spite Veronica

🏳️‍🌈 went offline
HBIC went offline
betty<3 went offline
txnitxpaz went offline
jugjones went offline

QueenV: UGH

queenv went offline

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here it is folks, the first chapter of the decade